Thread: Dear Abby

I finally met the lady of my dreams and want to ask her to marry me but am afraid she may say no if finds out about my family history. Originally, my family was very had very religious inclinations, in fact, one of my brothers is a priest, several hold good jobs but it goes downhill fast from there. My aunt was one of only three women ever to be executed in Canada (by hanging) after she got caught poisoning her 4th husband, there are four relatives doing hard time for crimes I am too embarrassed to mention, the few that aren't on welfare run rip-off garages and used appliance shops - most of the family's children have more facial piercings than the rest of their classmates put together, even the pets have names like 'old fart' and 'sh**head' - Abby, my question is this? should I tell this lady about my brother being a priest?

is this for real?

good one...lol

Dear arpijay: Definintly tell her about the Priest. It may be your only saving grace!
Signed: Dear Abby

(lol)

good one, Lady