Thread: For Women Only (mammo's)

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.



EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.



EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.



EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.



YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!



AND, just a thought for all the women out there........

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,
MENopause............

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And

When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!



Have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram -- if you are glutton for punishment!!!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

Love this one, saw it before, love it every time..

Although I now woman......lmao.
This still has me roflmao..........hee hee hee hee hee .......suckers for punishmnet...lol
Nice one Cindy......hee hee heeeeee

I have owned stock for over 10 years in an R&D company called IMDS which has patented and developed laser technology to do mammograms. They have received all kinds of approvals, licenses, etc in a lot of countries except.....of course the USA. Once they receive FDA approval here, I think this technology will fly big time. Us women are tired of having our breasts mis-treated! lol

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

I have owned stock for over 10 years in an R&D company called IMDS which has patented and developed laser technology to do mammograms. They have received all kinds of approvals, licenses, etc in a lot of countries except.....of course the USA. Once they receive FDA approval here, I think this technology will fly big time. Us women are tired of having our breasts mis-treated! lol

Cindy dont take me wrong I was joking when I said suckers for punishment......lol.....just I found the artical you posted funny......lol

I do agree with you ......no woman's breats should be abused or mis-treated by any one at all.....lol....and surely hope the US FDA approves it quickly enough....lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Cindy dont take me wrong I was joking when I said suckers for punishment......lol.....just I found the artical you posted funny......lol

I do agree with you ......no woman's breats should be abused or mis-treated by any one at all.....lol....and surely hope the US FDA approves it quickly enough....lol

Oh no Manuel...I didn't take you wrong...I know you were joking. lol You are right...suckers for punishment!!! unfortunately neccessary suckers. lol. It was meant to be funny. It's not as bad as those exercises make it out to be...but would definitely have a woman prepared!! lol

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Oh no Manuel...I didn't take you wrong...I know you were joking. lol You are right...suckers for punishment!!! unfortunately neccessary suckers. lol. It was meant to be funny. It's not as bad as those exercises make it out to be...but would definitely have a woman prepared!! lol

That puts me more at ease......lol......glad you understood.....lol

So True

Am I not your good bra !!!!!

Well Cindy the post is hilarious .... but with the Leader and David chiming in it has me roflmao .... too funny .....

Are you guys the "BreastExaminers"?.... roflmao ....

Oh my ...... oh my ...... oh my ....

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Am I not your good bra !!!!!

So there you are!! I have been looking through all of my drawers for you!! lol.

Holly...leave it to David and Manual to chime in on a woMAN's only thread!! lmao

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

So there you are!! I have been looking through all of my drawers for you!! lol.

Holly...leave it to David and Manual to chime in on a woMAN's only thread!! lmao

Hey Cindy ... yes I admit, I was in your "Drawers" lol .... What's that cute little joke, "Can I get in your pants, I wet mine" lol .... Just lucky you didn't go on a "cleaning binge" and throw me out with all that junk!!

I know, Manuel sounds so serious, almost as if he has a pair himself lol ... I think he's getting things mixed up ... hey Manuel, don't you know one bump from the udder ... lol ...

We know God knew what she was doing when she created man, don't we Cindy ....

Yea, she put the word MAN in everything so that they have some reason to think they are important!! lol I think it may be the only claim to fame they have!!

Speaking of cleaning.....lol I cleaned up our back yard, hired some guys to take everything to the dump. Hubby came back from Hawaii and said, "oh". He is getting so use to me doing this, I guess it doesn't affect him anymore. lol

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Yea, she put the word MAN in everything so that they have some reason to think they are important!! lol I think it may be the only claim to fame they have!!

Speaking of cleaning.....lol I cleaned up our back yard, hired some guys to take everything to the dump. Hubby came back from Hawaii and said, "oh". He is getting so use to me doing this, I guess it doesn't affect him anymore. lol

Geesh Cindy, I thought you were gonna tell me he said "Oh, I am gonna go on another trip now" lol ....

Yes, and did you notice that She put the word Man ...at the ending of WoMAN .... like ... you know we are the real leaders, (sshhh, doesn't mean vodalien leaders though, there is only one leader there.)

I shall salute every one of you and then take my hat off... wich you all only good health and CAREFULL doctors... what we don't owe to our mothers....

Its WOMen that makes this world an interesting place to live in.........

and I bet that if I posted a MEN only thread, you lot would be the first ones to reply................bless all your drawers and bras..........

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Well Cindy the post is hilarious .... but with the Leader and David chiming in it has me roflmao .... too funny .....

Are you guys the "BreastExaminers"?.... roflmao ....

Oh my ...... oh my ...... oh my ....

Ho my Ho my dont you wish?........lol.....hee hee hee hee

rofl that was funny

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Its WOMen that makes this world an interesting place to live in.........

and I bet that if I posted a MEN only thread, you lot would be the first ones to reply................bless all your drawers and bras..........

David You are so right......sure they would be.......lol

Ok ladies...this is a secret, ok? ( If one of the guys posts a man only thread...DON'T GO THERE!!)

(ok, with that said, if the other ladies are like me, your guy thread will be covered in lady stuff) lol

ha ha ha ... sounds like a challenge for the guys to post a "Men Only" thread ... hilarious, I just wonder what it would be ... can't wait ...
Go ahead "Make My Day" ...

Double Dare you David ... (and Cindy, we'll make the plan, sshhh, lol)

Lol Leader ... always wishing, I hope you wave when you zoom past my place, Eye'll be watching!! ...

And after all Cindy, aren't we part of that "Liberated" Group ...
Didn't we burn the bra ... lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

ha ha ha ... sounds like a challenge for the guys to post a "Men Only" thread ... hilarious, I just wonder what it would be ... can't wait ...
Go ahead "Make My Day" ...

Double Dare you David ... (and Cindy, we'll make the plan, sshhh, lol)

Lol Leader ... always wishing, I hope you wave when you zoom past my place, Eye'll be watching!! ...

And after all Cindy, aren't we part of that "Liberated" Group ...
Didn't we burn the bra ... lol

Yes David I agree with my 2nd in COMMAND I Double Dare to start a "Men's Only " Thread.......lol

And to you my dear 2nd in COMMAND I am always wishing.....wishing for better things, specially for peace on earth...lol
Will try and wave when I zoom over Canada ......lol.....just look out for those LIME GREEN GLOW IN THE DARK PJ's ......lol
If I could slow down the orbit of the space craft I might of even pop in for tea and cookies......lol

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Ok ladies...this is a secret, ok? ( If one of the guys posts a man only thread...DON'T GO THERE!!)

(ok, with that said, if the other ladies are like me, your guy thread will be covered in lady stuff) lol

I would like to see which ladies wouldn't......lol......as inquisitive as some are I wonder?.......lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Although I now woman......lmao.
This still has me roflmao..........hee hee hee hee hee .......suckers for punishmnet...lol
Nice one Cindy......hee hee heeeeee

Hee hee hee
.............You're not? Seems to me Lina has taken over your body......lol

Originally Posted by C L

Hee hee hee
.............You're not? Seems to me Lina has taken over your body......lol

Yes CL for now I put my own picture on here while your Leader is away.
You know the saying while the cat is away the mouse will play.....

Thats what I'm doing now on the forum until he gets back.

Sqeak, Sqeak, Sqeak..................

have lots of fun

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Sqeak, Sqeak, Sqeak..................

have lots of fun

Grrrrrrrrrr........ eh!!! lol David ....

Look at you ... right back in the boobs thread .... lmao ....


grrrrrrrrrrr eh!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Grrrrrrrrrr........ eh!!! lol David ....

Look at you ... right back in the boobs thread .... lmao ....


grrrrrrrrrrr eh!!

Looking at this thread I think he (David) is more confused than the leader... yeah.. yeah..... poor David or does he like boobs so much?or maybe he can't read.......enough to see it says WOmen and not Men..... ha ha ha.....

Poor David...he got pretty beaten up the other night on the Men only thread, so I think he finds refuge in being in the Boob thread, nestled between all of us WOMEN instead of the Sesame Street Gang! lol

Can I help it if I like b bs.............lol

After all my mummy brought me up on them................

and dream lady, who said that I didnt enjoy that other thread, what with tickles and cookie monster shenanigans............

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Can I help it if I like b bs.............lol

After all my mummy brought me up on them................

and dream lady, who said that I didnt enjoy that other thread, what with tickles and cookie monster shenanigans............

Yes David now I know why .......you like them boobs so much....
And now what is this cookie monster I keep hearing about?

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Can I help it if I like b bs.............lol

After all my mummy brought me up on them................

and dream lady, who said that I didnt enjoy that other thread, what with tickles and cookie monster shenanigans............

David...Don't forget Big Bird was there to!!

Yes, you are right. God created women to have boobs for little baby boys and Big baby boys!! lol

Hey, David...peek in at my website and see what I have as my featured destination!!

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

David...Don't forget Big Bird was there to!!

Yes, you are right. God created women to have boobs for little baby boys and Big baby boys!! lol

Hey, David...peek in at my website and see what I have as my featured destination!!

Ok ok enough boob talk for me for the night......it's late

Good night every one .....and all other boobs......hee hee hee....

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Yes David now I know why .......you like them boobs so much....
And now what is this cookie monster I keep hearing about?

If you start playing Cookie Monster with me, the leader will have my guts for garters....................

Dream Lady, post your url, I am really curious now................

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Dream Lady, post your url, I am really curious now................

I'll take care of the Lady David while she is away ... I had a peak and once I saw, I know you'd be anxious ...

Here url is

www.journeyshappen.com


Hey Cindy, I played your "sexetary" hope you don't mind ... :) lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

I'll take care of the Lady David while she is away ... I had a peak and once I saw, I know you'd be anxious ...

Here url is

www.journeyshappen.com


Hey Cindy, I played your "sexetary" hope you don't mind ... :) lol

Thank you my lady!! Yes....I was away...had to go to church and then out to dinner. I'll have to look, but I'm pretty sure my url is in my profile. David must not have looked there. Had more important things on his mind! lol

Nobody here tonight, so I won't be long...Have a GOOD WEEK everyone!

yw Cindy

Does this mean you are going away again? Have a good week?

We need to rename you the "Traveller" .... lol ...

Sharon ought to highlight you on her page .... hope you are barefoot ... lol

If anyone is looking for me please find me in here ....

I have been summoned to appear in here for the rest of my days ....

lol

Signed

Boobie Pottytush

lmao

HA! You saw my other post. Is that to funny or what Boobie? No...not going away..I came on last night and no one was here, so I left! Couldn't even find the Sesame Street Gang! Actually working on another site now using cubecart. I got a friend of mine to sign up for a vodahost account a few months ago and just now helping him get his site built. Busy, busy. Next trip not for a few weeks...that's the one to Lake Powell. Gotta remember to get back on Kenb's thread and answer him. Have a GREAT DAY!

I did, I did Cindy ....

Glad to see you are staying home, yes you must get back to Ken B

I think that is where our first trip should be?? He has offered free for a month for voda people, so what do you think?

A boat house full of the gals would be rocking don't you think??

How about that??? I'd definitely be up for that one ....

But not a month, 10 days or so ....

Ladies

I knew if I looked hard enough I would be able to find a picture of our "Boobie Man" - David ....

Have a look, here he is .... don't you just know this is him!!

I just saw this... LMAO I love it Cindy, going to pass this one on to my Mum.

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Ladies

I knew if I looked hard enough I would be able to find a picture of our "Boobie Man" - David ....

Have a look, here he is .... don't you just know this is him!!

Geeee.....Holly,
Where did you get this......spying on David are we?
He should be so lucky as to get any woman to put their boobs in that contraption of his.....hee ehee eheeeee.

I like it......hunting around for a cardboard box now............

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

I like it......hunting around for a cardboard box now............

lol David ... good luck with that, will you be charging for your services? I am certain you will have a line up .... lmao

omg..."Calling all lactating women!!!

Mandy....steer clear of this guy ok, he looks like he's hungry!

That's great Holly! You do such good investigative work! lol

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

I like it......hunting around for a cardboard box now............

David....David....Poor David...... don't you wish you were so lucky?.....heee hee hee ......

Its WORKS.........Sunglasses and all.................WOWEEEEEEEEEEE

I never knew that they come in all shapes and sizes...........

Im gonna find me some more boxes, this one is worn out already........

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Its WORKS.........Sunglasses and all.................WOWEEEEEEEEEEE

I never knew that they come in all shapes and sizes...........

Im gonna find me some more boxes, this one is worn out already........

Sunglasses????.....And other boxes!!!!!!......worn out??????.......don't you just WISH??????....eeh eeh eeh.....so keep hoping it will......eehhheeehhhhhh.

That great to know something
Carbiz

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Ladies

I knew if I looked hard enough I would be able to find a picture of our "Boobie Man" - David ....

Have a look, here he is .... don't you just know this is him!!

And look what else I found......lol
David is this you the little "Boob Man"???.........lmao