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About LinkBacksA blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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Thread: Blonde Joke
- 03-20-2007, 03:34 PM #1
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Blonde Joke
- 03-20-2007, 03:54 PM #2
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Re: Blonde Joke
Another good one!!!
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- 03-20-2007, 05:31 PM #3
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Re: Blonde Joke
Good one...!!!
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- 03-20-2007, 06:28 PM #4
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Re: Blonde Joke
good one
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- 03-20-2007, 09:03 PM #5
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Re: Blonde Joke
Real Good, isn't that the way it goes!!
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- 03-21-2007, 12:27 AM #6
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Re: Blonde Joke
I'm blonde but i do love the blonde jokes. lol
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- 03-21-2007, 12:52 AM #7
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- 03-21-2007, 12:55 AM #8
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Re: Blonde Joke
LOL I love it!
- 03-22-2007, 04:58 PM #9
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Re: Blonde Joke
ha ha cool...very funny.
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