Thread: Don't Laugh Until You Find Out Your New Name

DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS !

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
to friends and family and co-workers.


And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = Dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = Sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dinky
Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
A = B = feather
C = batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = snickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = Hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
A = butt
B = boob
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

As if you found this! I read this book with my son when he was like 5! Haha!

Love the books! Haha

Ok...my new name is:

Sloppy Bubblehump

ummmmm?? I won't touch it!! lol

omg...holly!!! get in here...You'll never guess what your new name is!!! You will be sentenced to the Womens only thread forever!! lol

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Ok...my new name is:

Sloppy Bubblehump

ummmmm?? I won't touch it!! lol

omg...holly!!! get in here...You'll never guess what your new name is!!! You will be sentenced to the Womens only thread forever!! lol

Glad you enjoyed that, I can imagine Manuel trying it out when he gets back......

Zippy Featherjuice here..

It just so happens that Manuel and I (Lina)got the same new names....hee hee

Our new name= Sloopy Featherdoodle

Doofus Lizard Boob

Sneezy Pottydoodle wants to play Cookie Monster (aka) Fluffy potty Dunking

Wanna play Fluffy potty Dunking ?...........

OMG Cindy

Eye see what you mean .... lmao


BOOBIE Pottytush

I am sunk, lol off to the womens only thread, lmao

David, I really can't answer that now, especially with this name, lol .......... oh my ...

LINA YOU ARE SO BAD!!!!! lmao

Tootsie Feather-tush

Regards

Peter Baldwin

crusty feather-dunkin

I dont even know what that means, but it made me laugh pretty hard.

Oh dear I'm a sleezy farkle sniffer. lol

Dorky FeatherTush flying in for a quick visit!

uuum my new name is: Funky Chuckleboob!!!!

that sounds freaky!!

Originally Posted by Jeremy

Doofus Lizard Boob

O M G!!
Lizardboob???

Save me, I thought mine was bad!!