Thread: Chuck Norris Jokes

Hi,

Some of my fav jokes are chuck norris jokes so i thought, "why not open a thread for CN jokes?" So ill start off:

Chuck Norris once fell into a volcano, he nearly drowned!!

Awww!

Come on people! Pleassse post your jokes!!

Okay VodaFreak

Chuck Norris is a joke, he is definitely one of my least favorite ....

sorry ...

Ok just to keep the Chuck Norris fans happy......Sorry Ladyeye!!

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he ****ped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident...and still managed to walk it off.

No more from me now cos to be honest i don't even know who he is and these are other peoples jokes. lol

Never heard of Chuck Norris !!!!!.....Where you bin all your life ??????

mook, lol!

Those are good! He was a very bad actor but in the movies he was like a god, so now everyone makes fun of him. I think he was the guy in Walker Texas Ranger.