Thread: The Nuns and The Blind Man

On a really hot day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their
church.

After sweating for a few hours in those black robes, they decided to take off all their clothes and paint naked.

An hour later, someone knocked on the door of the church.

"Who is it?" they called out.

"I'm the blind man," came the reply.

The nuns decided to let him in since he wouldn't be able to see them.

They opened the door and led him to the room they were painting. They were surprised when he walked around the room with no difficulty.

"Okay, sisters," he said, "where do you want the blinds?"

Nice one..................




A taxi driver picked up a nun and could not take his eyes off of her.

The nun said, "why do you keep looking at me?"

He replied, All my life I have always wondered what it would be like to kiss a nun.

The nun thought for a moment, then replied

If you are a single man and a catholic, I will allow you to kiss me.

So the taxi driver stopped and they indulged in a most commpassionate kiss.

Then the taxi driver said to the nun, "I have a confession to make, I am married and of the jewish faith"

The nun replied



No problem my friend, because my name is jim, and Im just going to a fancy dress party.................

Oh thats digusting, David!!
But funny!

Glad you liked it............remember, its only a joke.

yeah, ill remember.

funny...

lol. I've heard one like davids before but slightly different and not one that i'll post on this forum. lol

Personnaly, I love the Blind man myself.....................

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Personnaly, I love the Blind man myself.....................

But You will have NUN of that.......eh eeh eeeh.