Thread: Mens rules for women

Before I get hung by the goolies, this list was not done by me and it is all in fun, but I could relate to a few and found it quite funny.

Mens Rules for Women

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us whining about you leaving it down.

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Saturday = Sports

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Check your oil! Please.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer that question anymore.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us look. It doesn't hurt anyone, to look. And for us, its genetic.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.

We are not mind readers and we never will be.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will believe you.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many *****.

It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

I showed this to my wife, and she couldn't stop laughing. Then she gave that look, like not going to happen!!

Hilarious Karel ...

oh too funny, hmmmmmm .... have to say you are probably quite right about this one, but, lol, there is always a but isn't there, but you all know these are things better left unsaid ... lol

Nice one Karel, this evens things up a little for all the Women posts.

Karel!! What can I say! I think our secret is out Ladys! These men have our number and they're stepping up to the Plate!! lol Good one!!

"Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question."

Hahahahha. Thats my new msn name!

That is totally great! Nice one!

Nice one Karel. Glad to see us blokes fighting back. lol

Nice one Karel, this evens things up a little for all the Women posts.

Nice one Karel. Glad to see us blokes fighting back. lol

Ha, Ha, Mook, David,

Don't know how long this manpower will last, we are rather outnumbered here, my tin hat is at the ready.

Oh and my fave, so simple, but I can so relate to it.....If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will believe you.

Nice one Karel, this evens things up a little for all the Women posts.

Nice one Karel. Glad to see us blokes fighting back. lol

Ha Ha Mook, David,

Don't know how long this manpower will last, we are rather outnumbered here, my tin hat is ready.

Oh and my fave, so simple but I can so relate to it.....If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will believe you.

lol, funny one