Thread: His Private Part Died Today!

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, And I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
(You are going to love this !!!!!)
"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

Originally Posted by LadyEye

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, And I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
(You are going to love this !!!!!)
"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

HA HA HA HA ......Nice one Holly .....viewing day hey!!!!!!!!.....bet I still better in the tub today.......heehe ehee heee

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

HA HA HA HA ......Nice one Holly .....viewing day hey!!!!!!!!.....bet I still better in the tub today.......heehe ehee heee

lol .... Are you floating your own boat Astral ... lol

Guess what we are getting today, as it is a beautiful morning out there as we speak, but within three or more hours, we are going to be blessed with 25 - 30 cm of snow ... how about that eh!!

hmmmmmmmmm.....

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol .... Are you floating your own boat Astral ... lol

Guess what we are getting today, as it is a beautiful morning out there as we speak, but within three or more hours, we are going to be blessed with 25 - 30 cm of snow ... how about that eh!!

hmmmmmmmmm.....

Floating my own boat no way, I'm not that bad am I?......no definitely not.

So I guess you gonna wrap up all cozy for the snow.....lol

lol

Hahahaha niceee!

rofl

Another Funny one! I'm sending the snow your way Holly and CL. Snowing here today.ugggg

That was good.

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Another Funny one! I'm sending the snow your way Holly and CL. Snowing here today.ugggg

Thanks, we're getting it now..........ya think you could send some sunshine?

Cindy

How much snow are you sending? How much snow did you get?

Why did you send it? lol

lol

hiding eggs, hippity hop