Thread: Men......(You ladies will love this one)

And after such a troubled weekend I though I would post this one for you ladies......just to bring a smile to your faces......hee hee hee


MEN.........


For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against
marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of
you.
2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know !!!!!!!!!!

Very good.. LOL
and you can add this one:

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Originally Posted by larazovich

Very good.. LOL
and you can add this one:

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Nice one Liz I like that one .....hee hee hee

lol uhum ... I see what you all mean ...

I say Men are Handy When They Are Close ....

hmmmmmmmm

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol uhum ... I see what you all mean ...

I say Men are Handy When They Are Close ....

hmmmmmmmm

HHHmmmmmmmmmm for "WHAT" and WHY?.......heee hee hee..... please explain!!!!!..... roflmao

lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

HHHmmmmmmmmmm for "WHAT" and WHY?.......heee hee hee..... please explain!!!!!..... roflmao

lol is right CL

Leader ... you will just have to go ahead and buy my "Pdf" version of this one ... it's not a freebee ... lmao ...

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol is right CL

Leader ... you will just have to go ahead and buy my "Pdf" version of this one ... it's not a freebee ... lmao ...

Not even a freebee for THE LEADER .......where can me buy......hee hee hee

Just might have a draw for that instead Astral, seeing how David is giving me a "full deck" I'll have 52 cards and the odd "jokers" to do a draw from .. lol ... once I get my diamonds from David, I'll let you choose your card ... lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Just might have a draw for that instead Astral, seeing how David is giving me a "full deck" I'll have 52 cards and the odd "jokers" to do a draw from .. lol ... once I get my diamonds from David, I'll let you choose your card ... lol

Thank you .....How Nice of you....hee hee hee......I want an ACE of SPADES......lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Thank you .....How Nice of you....hee hee hee......I want an ACE of SPADES......lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Thank you sweetie is that ACE for my promotion or is it because I'm an ACE.......lol

Good one. lol..
Here's one for you..
What has a 747 plane and a peroxide blonde got in common???

They both have a black box!!!