Thread: Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think .

Real good Darklight, just go to show you we (men) only use as much power as you (women) allows to.

Very good........lol

Like that one Teri, I never argue with women anyway, those two weeks of silence and cooking my own meals are not worth it lol.

This is why when the girlfriend tries to argue with me i move into the other room. lol

Hahaha. I actually posted this on Myspace and had a message from a drummer saying, "See, this is why I would love to be a woman- to win an argument for once!" lol

Originally Posted by darklight

Hahaha. I actually posted this on Myspace and had a message from a drummer saying, "See, this is why I would love to be a woman- to win an argument for once!" lol

Hey Teri ... nice one, actually what the drummer posted is almost even better ... lol

Lol LadyEye, I know. I should send that message to his band mates to show him up ;) lol

Originally Posted by darklight

Lol LadyEye, I know. I should send that message to his band mates to show him up ;) lol

yes Teri, you should, and even go further, send a photoshop pic of him dressed as a woman ... and tell him ... "Be careful what you wish for" lol

*strokes chin* hmm.. I may actually do that.. If I can find a pic of him without him at the drums!

Originally Posted by darklight

*strokes chin* hmm.. I may actually do that.. If I can find a pic of him without him at the drums!

Good Teri ... you must then show us your work ... we will be ready to view ... all eyes open!! ... what fun eh!!