Thread: Jokes

Anyone got anymore? Here s a starter.

My Old Gym Teacher A circle's bad a square is good.
(Add scottish accent)

OOOOOOOOk,
Today im gonna drop you off in Teeneck
You have to make it back to the gym before the end of the period
And i wont be given out late passes
Student: But Mr. T i cant walk from teeneck to the gym.
You wont be walkin you'll be runnin'

OOOOOOOOOOOOOk
Today ill be dropin you of in the middle part of scotland.
It's called middle earth
There you'll help my cousin Bilbo
Yes Bilbo T.
If you get killed by a Giant Eye you get a circle
If you throw away the ring....... well you also get a circle
You should have given it to me
If you join the Giant Eye you get a circle
My team dosnt need anymore players

Hey im new here(you can probobly tell) So i just want to say hi

Noone is posting
Another Joke is in order

Redneck

You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year

You might be a redneck if you think subdivision is part of a math problem!

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging!

OOOOOOOOOOOk

Im gonna drop you guys off in cuba
the you have to jog three laps around the entire island
while...........
dogging missles, rockets, bats, fedel castro's ghost and
one realy angree turist
Student: How are we suposed to get across the water Mr. T?
Jews split the water, Cristians you can walk on it Muslums...
Oh wait never mind your all whiteys

Workin on my first website ill have that up soon!