Thread: If Dear Abby Were A Man .. too funny.. Haha

Dear Abby: Q: My husband to be still pines for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful.

A: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women, your partner is really increasing his love for you. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and .................................................

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behavior - and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and .................................................. .................................................. .........

Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed

A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, .................................................. .

Q: My husband goes straight to sleep after - we have no time to talk.
A: Sex is an extremely difficult task for a man. Afterwards he needs rest. In fact, the more he loves you, the more hard work his love-making is, and the more rest he needs. Stop putting pressure on him. Buy him a nice, expensive present, cook him a nice meal, and............................................... .....

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.


What? Is today a significant "man-bashing" day for you?

LOL

Sounds good to me

Need to read the rest of the "series", Boss....


I was not disagreeing with the profound "advice" ...only the last part (I had time to re-phrase my post)

What? Is today a significant "man-bashing" day for you?

LOL[/quote]

Lol, I thought that was everyday?... lol