Thread: G'day from OZ

Joined up today; started building website - why has it taken me soooo long to find something this good. Just have to share this joke with you - my dogs are asleep in front of the fireplace - first day this year it's been cold enough!! Besides, it gives me an excuse to play/(work) inside!!

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Big W and standing in line at the check out.


A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my arse and a car hit me.


I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.


Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

lol Good one ...funny!!

Welcome, and you're right, it's the greatest here!!

Welcome to VodaHost
Funny.

Nice one. I think you will fit right in here. Enjoy!

Welcome! That's a good one...are you sure you're not from New York?
hee hee

Nice one ....lol
Welcome to Vodaland enjoy and have fun....

can hear the australian accent in the joke !!!
loved it ,
have fun doing your site !

Hello to you, welcome to VodaHost........thanks for the laugh.

ROFL Woolleejumpa. Welcome, and have fun.

Ha Ha very good. Welcome to the family

Welcome to Vodaland! Enjoy your stay..