Thread: Be careful what you drink?

DRINKING BUDDIES
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers
who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Manchester (UK).
One day the airport was fogged in and they were
stuck in the hangar With nothing to do Bud said,
" I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink
jet fuel and get a
Buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane booze and Got
completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at
how good he feels. In
fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side
effects. Nothing!
Then his mobile phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says,
"Hey, how do you feel
this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about
you?" Jim says, "I feel
great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says,
"No that jet fuel is
great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do
this more often."

Yeah, well there's just one thing."

What's that?"

Have you farted yet?"

No."

Well, DON'T, 'cause I'v just landed some ware in Scotland”

Too funny. We used jet fuel in the military to cause people we did not really care for to get the runs (we put some in their coffee). It was an ugly site.

lol....

That's good, I have accidently drank gas,(siphoning) and it does some funny things but no buzz!

TOOOO Funny

very funny

Hey Chris that was too funny .......thanks for sharing....lol