Thread: Spelling to Get Into Heaven......

Spelling to Get Into Heaven......

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint

Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.



She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents

and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They

saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've

been waiting for you! Good to see you."



When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a

wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint

Peter told her.



"Which word?" the woman asked.



"Love."




The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into

Heaven.



About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.



While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"



"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.

"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were

ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you

and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all

around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing

today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I

get in?"



"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.



"Which word?" her husband asked.




"Czechoslovakia."

.....hmmm?

To funny

I can relate to that one ... lol ...

hey go leader that made me laugh out loud