Thread: Deserved Humiliation! Not Astral's TP either!

True Story from Houston Medical Center (dunno if it is or not, just part of the story here)

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Karen

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

True Story from Houston Medical Center (dunno if it is or not, just part of the story here)

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Karen

Nice one Karen.
Wow!!!!.....I wouldn't want any of them.......lmao

Hee HEE! Well after that fatass post, I couldnt let this one pass..!

Karen

Reminds me of a real story about a couple that was making out in a sports car. The guy was on top & all of a sudden he pulled his back out & couldn’t move. They manage to get to the cars mobile phone & call an ambulance. The ambulance turned up & realized this was bad back injury & had to call the fire service to cut the roof off the car.
All went well & they got the guy to hospital. The only problem was when the lady got home; she had to explain to her husband what had happened to his new sports car.

LOL>. the jaws of life really got her in trouble didnt they?

LOLOL.. OK im quitting now!

Karen

I cant imagine the size of the girlfriends fingers for the ring to fit in the first place.

Naw! It is definately a hoak.

Originally Posted by zuriatman

I cant imagine the size of the girlfriends fingers for the ring to fit in the first place.

Naw! It is definately a hoak.

Hoax?

Now, if the ring was engraved it would probably leave a permanent inscription from having "scarred" the sensitive tissue, serving him as a reminder who has first "dibs" whenever he unleashed it, you think??

Originally Posted by zuriatman

I cant imagine the size of the girlfriends fingers for the ring to fit in the first place.

Naw! It is definately a hoak.

Typical male response.. IT WAS HIS RING.. not hers. She found his wedding ring.. duhh!

We understand why you missed that... men are infatuated with that part of anatomy..

:)))

Karen