Thread: The 11th Husband....!!!!!

THE 11th HUSBAND.....


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married
ten
times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great
it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."


"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure
how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...........
Oh God, I miss him!".........

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government.......This time I KNOW I'm gonna get
screwed."

another good one!

Lol!

That was a RIOT and so true, leave it to the government to screw ya. LOL

Hey hey hey how true Astral how true


Anyone know where ***** "Catherine Tate" thread has gone i need a laugh i cant remember which thread i saw it in help.....

Hey, i have found the Catherine Tate link ***** posted
happy days.....

haha