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07-07-2007, 05:48 PM
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THE 11th HUSBAND..... A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be." "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me." "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up." "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver." "Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method." "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not." "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it." "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it." "Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look." "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was........... Oh God, I miss him!"......... "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're with the Government.......This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."
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07-07-2007, 06:14 PM
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another good one!
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07-07-2007, 08:40 PM
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Lol!
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07-07-2007, 11:32 PM
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That was a RIOT and so true, leave it to the government to screw ya. LOL
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07-11-2007, 05:05 PM
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Hey hey hey how true Astral how true Anyone know where ***** "Catherine Tate" thread has gone i need a laugh i cant remember which thread i saw it in help.....
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07-11-2007, 07:31 PM
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haha
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The 11th Husband....!!!!! 
