Thread: Good Advice......for you Ladies.......

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never says its not quite as good as his mother made it

then buy a dog.





If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want ....

then buy a dog.





If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies



then buy a dog.





If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ....



then buy a dog.





If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually



then buy a dog.





But, on the other hand, if you want someone who never comes when you
call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to
eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure
his happiness...................



















then buy a cat!





Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man

LOL.. so if we buy a dog and a cat.. we will have the perfect MAN?

lolol.... runnning away fast!

Karen

... or, with a dog and a cat, why would we need a man????

........hmmm?

hhhmmmmmm........ I can see you ladies loved that one.......lol......Glad I could bring a smile to your faces........lol.....

But remember one thing, not all men are that bad.....hee hee hee......

lol ... I love that one ... obviously I got it right ... I've got a dog ...

Originally Posted by whiteshepherd

lol ... I love that one ... obviously I got it right ... I've got a dog ...

Aren't you one of those lucky ladies.......hee hee hee......lol

I wonder if my local pet shop will do swapsies?

Originally Posted by Mirelle

I wonder if my local pet shop will do swapsies?

Oh!!!..No!!!.......Nothing like a try.......lol....hee hee hee.......

Hey they are quite interested Astral i gave them my side

One man

1 well cared for

2 well fed

3 listens to what i have to say (hum thats a mute point with all women)


Men may nod there head in agreement for a quiet life but are they actually listening to what we have to say... i will let you answer that Astral... LOL LOL

Example

Sitting in my lounge the other night my partner + 4 of his friends i was talking they were nodding there heads in agreement but they were not listeneing to me how do i know this you may well ask

I changed the subject and started talking about how i had been kidnapped by a Arab prince taken to the desert and sold into salvery( I have got to stop reading Mills and boon) and what reaction did i get..... yes Mirelle

Men...............

I think we may have a bargain......