A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.

God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's
Nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days.

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely this
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap
back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

What is the moral of this story?

Sneaky! LOL

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The moral of this story is..... women use ther intellect and men storm right in.

Well am i right Major? LOL LOL LOL.

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