Thread: For the Ladies........A Little daily ha ha....

All in the name of fun....



1 A WOMAN'S HEART IS LIKE A CIRCUS

There is always room for another clown...



2 WHAT CAN ONE GIVE TO A MAN WHO THINKS HE HAS IT ALL?

A woman to show him how it all works!



3 WHY DO BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS KILL THE MALE AFTER COPULATION?

To stop the loud snoring even before it starts



4 WHY DO MEN LIKE TO MARRY VIRGINS?

Because they cannot stand criticism (excellent...)



5 WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTERESTING MAN WHERE YOU LIVE?

A tourist



6 WHY IS IT THAT ONLY 10% OF MEN GO TO HEAVEN

If all men went to heaven it would simply be hell!



7 WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND PIGS?

Pigs do not turn into men after drinking!



8 WHY ARE MEN IN BED LIKE MICROWAVE FOOD?

After 30 seconds they are both done!



9 WHAT DISEASE PARALYSES WOMEN FROM THE WASTE DOWN?

Marriage.



10 WHY DO MEN HAVE A CLEAN CONSCIENCE?

Because they never use it. (Hear Hear)



11 WHY DID GOD FIRST CREATE MAN AND THEN CREATED WOMAN?

Because experiments are first done on animals before applying them to

humans (very harsh...)



12 WHY DO MEN LOVE INTELLIGENT WOMEN?

Because opposites attract (hahaha...)



13 WHAT IS THE SMALLEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?

"Everything that men know about women"



14 WHY ARE BATTERIES BETTER THAN MEN?

At least they have a positive side...



15 WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN MEN AND SNAILS?

Both crawl, have horns and believe that the "house" belongs to them

(very harsh....)



16 WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO HAVE A GOOD CHARACTER AND BE INTELLIGENT AT THE SAME TIME?

If that were the case he would be a woman...


17 WHAT DID GOD SAY AFTER HE CREATED MAN?

I can perfect this creature....



18 WHY ARE MILLIONS OF SPERMS NEEDED TO FERTILIZE ONE SINGLE
EGG?

Because sperms are male and refuse to ask for directions....



19 WHEN DOES A MAN LOOSE 90% OF HIS INTELLIGENCE?

When he becomes a widower...



20 WHEN DOES A MAN LOOSE THE REMAINING 10%?

When his dog dies...

ha ha ha ha good...

oh my........you ought to take a hit for this one..........(from the guys)

Brilliant!

Originally Posted by C L

oh my........you ought to take a hit for this one..........(from the guys)

Brilliant!

Ok Ok......The Leader is here to stay......and hopefully will be able to take the hit........lol......what is was that?......hee hee hee.....
But you know if they have no humor ....... well then they brain dead.....hee hee hee......lmao

.......... I'm not going there. You're going to get a double now. lol

Originally Posted by C L

.......... I'm not going there. You're going to get a double now. lol

Thats OK!!!!
I've done the TRIBLE.......Gone Topless , Gone Bottomless, Gone to Space and became an Astronaughty......hee hee hee .....So what next may I say.......lmao.......hmmmmm I wonder?