Thread: You Ladies Will Love This...........MEN.....!!!!!

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
get a little sausage.


Men are like....

1. Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like ...Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2
off!

8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.

hmmm........

I will second that Hmmm........

Hi AstralTraveller... where do you get this kind of stuff?
I would like to use them, and things like this...
Things that affim constantly why relationships are "not worth the effort"... how would I go about getting the authors permission?

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to
get a little sausage.


Men are like....

1. Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like ...Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2
off!

8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.

Astral, you're a trip, I enjoyed this, its soooooooo true

Originally Posted by NotAtlas

Hi AstralTraveller... where do you get this kind of stuff?
I would like to use them, and things like this...
Things that affim constantly why relationships are "not worth the effort"... how would I go about getting the authors permission?

NotAtlas....
I useally get all this stuff sent to me by friends via e-mail.....so keep your eyes open as I will post more as I get them to share with you guys......lol
as for authors permissions I don't know.....as this circulates around via e-mail, I don't think there are any problems....lol

Originally Posted by pristinelife

Astral, you're a trip, I enjoyed this, its soooooooo true

hmmmmm......I'm glad I brought I smile to you ladies faces.......lol......I will be back........ha!!ha!!.....

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

hmmmmm......I'm glad I brought I smile to you ladies faces.......lol......I will be back........ha!!ha!!.....

Thanks for the warning.......ha ha ha he he ho ho

Originally Posted by C L

Thanks for the warning.......ha ha ha he he ho ho

Was that funny?......Glad I could be of help and bring a smile or shall I say a loud laugh to your face......ho ho ha ha ha hee hee hee ........

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Was that funny?......Glad I could be of help and bring a smile or shall I say a loud laugh to your face......ho ho ha ha ha hee hee hee ........

yeh it was supposed to be, maybe not though......(canadian humor)

..........lol