Woman......(Nine Words Woman Use)

Astraltraveller · #1 07-17-2007, 09:21 PM

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

WSBlue · #2 07-18-2007, 07:06 AM

Make it a dozen.
10.) So? : When they are wrong and you still keep complaining.
11. ) What do you want?: Telling you stop asking.
12.) Want more?: after you're done.

C L · #3 07-18-2007, 12:24 PM

.....hmmm?

WSBlue · #4 07-19-2007, 04:49 AM

Make it 20
19.) Why not?
20.) Listen!

Vasili · #5 07-20-2007, 09:37 AM

Got me laughing, Manny!

You should ask Vodalien #2 what MY favorites are....

pristinelife · #6 07-20-2007, 05:33 PM

So you men think you know all about women? HAH, we're the biggest mystery next to God.

Vasili · #7 07-20-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pristinelife

So you men think you know all about women? HAH, we're the biggest mystery next to God.

Then we're agreed God is male???

LOL

Astraltraveller · #8 07-20-2007, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasili

Then we're agreed God is male???

LOL

Hey big guy..!!!! I agree.......lol

Astraltraveller · #9 07-20-2007, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSBlue

Make it a dozen.
10.) So? : When they are wrong and you still keep complaining.
11. ) What do you want?: Telling you stop asking.
12.) Want more?: after you're done.

Hey!!! WSBlue......thanks for hading those ......they are so true.....

WSBlue · #10 07-22-2007, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Hey!!! WSBlue......thanks for hading those ......they are so true.....

U R Welcome.

That's it?: When they don't but you keep insisting.

choco777 · #11 07-23-2007, 05:00 AM

You know them well Manuel.

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