Thread: Woman......(Nine Words Woman Use)

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Make it a dozen.
10.) So? : When they are wrong and you still keep complaining.
11. ) What do you want?: Telling you stop asking.
12.) Want more?: after you're done.

.....hmmm?

Make it 20
19.) Why not?
20.) Listen!

Got me laughing, Manny!

You should ask Vodalien #2 what MY favorites are....

So you men think you know all about women? HAH, we're the biggest mystery next to God.

Originally Posted by pristinelife

So you men think you know all about women? HAH, we're the biggest mystery next to God.

Then we're agreed God is male???


LOL

Originally Posted by Vasili

Then we're agreed God is male???


LOL

Hey big guy..!!!! I agree.......lol

Originally Posted by WSBlue

Make it a dozen.
10.) So? : When they are wrong and you still keep complaining.
11. ) What do you want?: Telling you stop asking.
12.) Want more?: after you're done.

Hey!!! WSBlue......thanks for hading those ......they are so true.....

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Hey!!! WSBlue......thanks for hading those ......they are so true.....

U R Welcome.

That's it?: When they don't but you keep insisting.

You know them well Manuel.