Thread: Parents Worst Nightmare Letter.....

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.


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Dear Dad,


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grand children.



Love, your son, John.




P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Tommy's house.

Thanks for giving us a good laugh, we needed it,
from www.algomastienda.com better than having a *fag break

(*cigarette so as not to confuse)

Maureen and Adrian

phew! lol

lolol. Omg funniest thing ive heard all day. If i did this to my parents despite it being a joke i think ill get kicked out of the house.

-Michael

My dad would have had a heart attack half way through! LOL

Teenagers dont you just love them

My darling god son who happens to be the dreaded 15 got hold of my mobile phone and blue toothed over Marvin Gayes "Sexual healing" setting it as my ring tone on the highest setting possible

I didnt recognise the tone when the phone whent of and was getting some very strange looks from fellow passengers on a very crowded bus.

When the penny dropped and i realised it was my phone i wanted the ground to open and swallow me whole.


Oh i phoned him from the bus and told him to start running now....

I have heard that story but with a different ending. The p.s. says "here is my "failing" report card and I am over at Tommys house.

this is just so funny ... and I love the moral behind the story.

Now you have me worried about my Grand daughter.
She is only 10 and watching all the wrong cartoon movies?

Originally Posted by Mirelle

Teenagers dont you just love them

My darling god son who happens to be the dreaded 15 got hold of my mobile phone and blue toothed over Marvin Gayes "Sexual healing" setting it as my ring tone on the highest setting possible ....

LOL! The passengers probably thought you were a prostitute.

Originally Posted by mohee3869

I have heard that story but with a different ending. The p.s. says "here is my "failing" report card and I am over at Tommys house.

That ending is better in my opinion!
Thanks.