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08-01-2007, 05:59 AM
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A banker will lend you his embrella when its sunny but not when its raining ^.^ .. I know that .. lol
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08-01-2007, 06:27 AM
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Beware Rant To Follow: The same reason that there is braille on a drive-up ATM Nobody really knows...we just bend over and take it. The only thing I reeeealy hate is when is when they expect me to smile afterwards. |
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08-01-2007, 06:50 AM
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why doesn't anything "grape flavored" taste like eating a grape?
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08-01-2007, 02:01 PM
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Hi Blue, the banks are getting richer off of fees that they charge us, their explaination is that it costs x amount to have an account, x amount to do a transaction etc........and so on
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08-01-2007, 06:05 PM
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08-02-2007, 08:23 AM
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Why do people fly thousands of miles to get away from everything they know........... Then eat at the same fast food chain that is 5 miles from their house? |
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08-02-2007, 08:49 AM
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And Why American still use mile while almost all countries in this world use kilometer? BTW, 5 miles is 8.0465 kilometers. |
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08-03-2007, 01:35 AM
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08-03-2007, 02:51 PM
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Why do people swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and then proceed to give the version of "truth" that lawyers advise?
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08-03-2007, 08:11 PM
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You must like this one: Why do people keep running over a string a dozen of times with their vacuum cleaner on their carpet, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? |
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08-04-2007, 07:30 AM
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08-07-2007, 12:55 PM
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If you like these sort of anecdotes. You will like Steve Wright style of quotes All those who believe in psycho-kinesis raise my hand. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (this is one of my long time favorites) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines. A fool and his money are soon partying. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. |
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