Thread: Laugh a bit

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.

New Study

A local scientist, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intelligence read their emails with their hand on the mouse.
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Don't bother taking it off now. It's too late.

Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!