Thread: Joke

A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife,
"I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly, and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."

The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

How cruel is that

I liked it! nice one.

A Rabbi, Priest and Elvis walk into a bar and....

You finish the joke.


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i liked it too

Hi Teri, how've you been? Great to see you, I was wondering when we would see your next post ... ha ha on the joke ... so how's the photos going? What new have you got to tell us ...

Hey LadyEye :)
Eh... The photos arent doing so good. Although, Ive got an account on Deviantart and people seem to like them. (dont know why though!) The web design course has just been left behind recently. Ah well! How are you? Is Paul still around?

ha ha, Teri

A little late...on this. Paul is around, but he's busy with his superhero work or so he says......ha ha, I think he's out spending all his money.

Good one..LOL!

Heyyy C L :D

Cheers for that! I want some of that money he is spending ;)

Originally Posted by darklight

Hey LadyEye :)
Eh... The photos arent doing so good. Although, Ive got an account on Deviantart and people seem to like them. (dont know why though!) The web design course has just been left behind recently. Ah well! How are you? Is Paul still around?

Hi Teri

Eye's good ... keep battling the uphill battle, gaining experience as you go, you'll make it ... you can also submit your photos to a few places like shutterstock (I think that is one name) anyway, you can join up for an account, post your pics and everytime someone downloads and uses one you get paid 25 cents, lol, okay, not alot but it is a start and the more pics you take and post the more might get used .. just an idea for you too ...

ooo Thats a great idea! Ill do that now :D Good to hear you are doing good :)

Originally Posted by darklight

ooo Thats a great idea! Ill do that now :D Good to hear you are doing good :)

Great, why not right .. how is ur nephew? So I guess you haven't been talking to Paul, I haven't either. It's due time he makes an appearance don't you think?? Helllllllllllo Paul if ur reading this, lol ...

Yeah he is good thanks! Its his Christening tomorrow so we are getting ready for that! He is getting big very fast! lol

Yus Paul! Where are youuuu! :(

Originally Posted by darklight

Heyyy C L :D

Cheers for that! I want some of that money he is spending ;)

.......no problem! We'll share, if we ever catch up with him...

.....this might just work.......lol

LOL na na na na na na na PAULLL PAULL.. I dont think he is going to answer the call :(

no?

hmmmm, something has happened to Gotham City.....sure wish Batman would show up and get the villians........lol

:( Where is batman.. i mean Paul lol.

Hey Teri welcome back, good to see you back it's been a while......lol .....or shall I call you TerAlien.......lol......

And yes where is Paul?......maybe some other Aliens captured him.....lol

Hello Astral :) Its good to see you again :D
Yus.. Im starting to think thats what has happened!

I think Paul aka Batman should be emailed.....he needs to know Gotham city is in need of a superhero......& his signal doesn't work....

Honestly.. A Batman that doesnt respond to his calls. Thats just not right :(

Who ever heard of such a thing.......jeez, I'm losing faith in our caped caper friend.....lol

Morning Teri!

Originally Posted by darklight

Honestly.. A Batman that doesnt respond to his calls. Thats just not right :(

Me tinks he has a new profession now, he's Spiderman, lol ...

Better call for Spidy ...

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Me tinks he has a new profession now, he's Spiderman, lol ...

Better call for Spidy ...

Hmmmmmm.....!!!!!!.......I wonder......!!!!!!!!

Ok here goes.......(((((HEY!!!!!!! SPIDY WHERE ARE YOU???????)))))

LOLOL Haha. I actually laughed out loud to that. eek. my parents already think im crazy :P
Hey C L! How was your day?

Originally Posted by darklight

LOLOL Haha. I actually laughed out loud to that. eek. my parents already think im crazy :P
Hey C L! How was your day?

Hello!!!!!......Sure it's only your parents??? ......lol.....hee hee hee....
(Just kidding).......Have fun.......lol.

Did someone CALL?

Robyn you will have to get your Batcall fixed, or is it my hearing?

Hi Teri, Great joke and thanks for asking for me, I actually wondered what you were up to, fill me in, how's things? Still rubbish at 'Dirty Rat'? he-he.

Just got back from 2 weeks in Malta, had a great time, in a bit of a rush at the moment, I will be back to bore you with what I have been up to!!!!

Batman...........Phssst.....Gone

hihi *small grin*

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Hello!!!!!......Sure it's only your parents??? ......lol.....hee hee hee....
(Just kidding).......Have fun.......lol.

Pffffft!!! noitsactuallyeveryone *cough* :p

Originally Posted by karel

Did someone CALL?

Robyn you will have to get your Batcall fixed, or is it my hearing?

Hi Teri, Great joke and thanks for asking for me, I actually wondered what you were up to, fill me in, how's things? Still rubbish at 'Dirty Rat'? he-he.

Just got back from 2 weeks in Malta, had a great time, in a bit of a rush at the moment, I will be back to bore you with what I have been up to!!!!

Batman...........Phssst.....Gone

Paullllllllllll!!! You finallyyyy answered your call!!! hehe
Eh. Things havent been going too bad I guess. My nan died in July and we are selling her house at the minute. Not nice at all. How are things with you? oooo Malta! Nice

Been very busy Teri with different things. In general things are going fine, the holiday was really good, lovely people and a very relaxed place.

Sorry to hear about your nan, mine also passed away while I was on holiday, she had been very poorly for a long time, still always a shock no matter how old or poorly they become.

I actually tried to email you through your photo site to ask if you wanted to stay in touch as I figured I would not be around much as I needed to get a lot of work done. But the contact form fell out with me and refused to take my message. So if you want to email me and fill me in with what is happening then it would be great to stay in touch with you Teri.

Just use any of my sites to contact me if you would like to stay in touch and make me laugh like you used to.

Anyway hows the driving? Have you hit the big roads yet? No incidents I hope, street lamps all where they should be...he...he

Anyway better dash, speak soon....

Paul

Sorry to hear that mate. Oh and the damn email things! why do we have a problem between us with the emails? Remember when I tried emailing you before?! ll give it a go and see what happens lol

Remember when I tried emailing you before?! ll give it a go and see what happens lol

Oh, ha, ha, I forgot about the trouble we had before.........We are suppose to build sites and we can't even email each other, really should be within our capabilitys : )

I will let you know if I get anything Teri.

........Well look who finally shows up.....the batman signal, oh yeah, take it back it doesn't work.......& much too costly on light bulbs, you forgot to mention that when you gave us it......but then again, I believe your words were: shine this light & I'll show up......not shine this light for three or four weeks.......I might show up....claim you have bad eyes & hearing.......lol

Great to see you Paul!

Teri & Paul, sorry to hear about your news......my grandmother isn't doing too well....I don't really want to say anything more there.

Anyhow........it's good to see everybody......especially caped capers.....lol

........Well look who finally shows up.....the batman signal, oh yeah, take it back it doesn't work.......& much too costly on light bulbs, you forgot to mention that when you gave us it......but then again, I believe your words were: shine this light & I'll show up......not shine this light for three or four weeks.......I might show up....claim you have bad eyes & hearing.......lol

The thing is Robyn I am a failed Super-Hero, I bought the suit from a wholesalers, beefed up at the Gym, hired a Batcar for the day and thought I could get away with it. That was until you shone the BAT-Light and I did not show up. You sort of give the game away there, not your fault I know, but at least the cat is out of the bag. There is no x-ray vision, no super human strength and I can't fly more than 2ft.......Hope you still thing good of me

I emailed you on your anxiety form.. Let me know if you get it Paul

: ( No Teri I did not get anything, I wanted a little chat about something aswell. I have no idea why we have a problem, have you an email address we can try? Also try this one, its a non-voda/horde one and might work

anxietynomore(at)fsmail.net

Regards a failed super-hero

Ive made another account.. Hopefully that will work.

Originally Posted by karel

The thing is Robyn I am a failed Super-Hero, I bought the suit from a wholesalers, beefed up at the Gym, hired a Batcar for the day and thought I could get away with it. That was until you shone the BAT-Light and I did not show up. You sort of give the game away there, not your fault I know, but at least the cat is out of the bag. There is no x-ray vision, no super human strength and I can't fly more than 2ft.......Hope you still thing good of me

ha ha.......failed superhero......"beefed up" hired batcar......uh huh
......who you trying to kid?

I'll always think well of you Paul, you're the part-time babysitter........

.....you two chatting on the side eh?.....hmmm, my spidey sense is telling me..........whatcha two talking about?.......lol just kiddn'

.......well I'm off on my broom.....got some spells to cast....busy busy

pffft! we would be chatting on the side IF our emails worked together. *sigh* I dont know why they wont work. Its well **** lol. oooo Can i have a go on your broom ? pwwwease lol

Chatting on the side Robyn, HA, are you stirring your brew again?



Or have you cast a spell on me and Teri?

We can't communicate through emails, our computers don't like each other. If I was a real Super Duper Hero I could fly down and have a natter, just that my suit is now on Ebay, the Bat cars gone back and I was relying on 21st centuary technology to communicate with my friend......No such luck.

You must have a Hocus-Pocus spell that can help us out!!!!!!!

I think she wants in on our non existant chat lol.
So you didnt get the eeemail then? :( I made a gmail account and alll :(

I think she wants in on our non existant chat lol.

Yes maybe she does Teri, I mean we must have touched every subject so far....Silence being the biggest.

So you didnt get the eeemail then? :( I made a gmail account and alll :(

Email. G-Mail, No-Mail.........Nothing

UPDATE: Just tried your form and this time it accepted my message...Fingers crossed.

Emailed you back. lol @ Email. G-Mail, No-Mail.........Nothing

Hope you got it back!

I have Teri....Yipppeeeee.......Forgot what I was going to say now

Only Kidding, reply sent.

Hehehe wooo its about time!!!! lol

....Alright you two....enough of this pretending you don't talk to each other & you don't fly & the batcave needs to be cleaned so you've been busy that's why you haven't been doing your gotham city work & now Teri's wanting my broom....so she can fly with you, you both know bloody well you two are cooking on the side......(winks)

....could somebody tell me, what was this thread about anyways....oh yeah I remember.......JOKE good ones guys & gals! lol

I missed the casting of the spell to make communication between you two better, but I see mysteriously that you two worked it out.....(uh huh, no super-powers here either)

.....lol, either way, glad to see you both back on the board!

CHEERS!