Thread: a few good one liners

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

Surely it's no coincidence that the word "listen" is an anagram of the word "silent".

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

Utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none.

Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately.

Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break.
For me, it's biting my fingernails.
One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.
"Great idea, honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box."

We all live under the same sky, but we don't see the same horizon.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway

.....very good, lol

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

lol from a guy!