Thread: Congratulations Lieutenant General Astral Traveller

Now that just depends doesn't it? lol

I happen to like my balls........lol

Teri is on the countdown.....9 posts left to her first star! Whoooohooooo!

Originally Posted by C L

Now that just depends doesn't it? lol

I happen to like my balls........lol

Teri is on the countdown.....9 posts left to her first star! Whoooohooooo!

Depends on what?.....hee hee hee...... You got balls?????haa haa haa h......lol.......

Yeh Lets help her get there......lol......push push push.......nearly there....lol.....just a bit more......

Yaaaaaaaah it's a party!!!

Depends on the eyes of the beholder.......lol

ya.........I have footballs.......ha ha

Originally Posted by C L

Yaaaaaaaah it's a party!!!

Depends on the eyes of the beholder.......lol

ya.........I have footballs.......ha ha

And I have the Disco Dancing Queens and Their La Cucaracha.....hee hee hee......lmao so lets get ready to party......shall we??????

lol, links arms with the leader.......yeppers, goes off to the party.......yippee!

Originally Posted by C L

lol, links arms with the leader.......yeppers, goes off to the party.......yippee!

Yeh!!!!....... off to the party we go.....hee hee hee.....

.........two steps back, two steps forward......and off we go!

oh yeh, just a sec........gotta get the drinks.....lol

Originally Posted by C L

.........two steps back, two steps forward......and off we go!

oh yeh, just a sec........gotta get the drinks.....lol

And don't forget the Cake too......hee hee hee........ ok I'll bring that.....lol

Ok Robyn I have the cakes .... now where are the drink??????......lmao

I'm waiting for the party to start......lol......hee hee hee......5 STARS comming up soon........

.....I have the drinks.......<holds up bottles & glasses to the leader> See.....

Now where R U? ........

WAKE UP U

Originally Posted by C L

.....I have the drinks.......<holds up bottles & glasses to the leader> See.....

Now where R U? ........

WAKE UP U

I'm up and at work.....already....!!!!!......will see you tonight......lol

Yipppppeeeeeee it's tonight! Got the drinks!!!

Ok sweetie just 8 more.....lol

OMG......8 more cupcakes??? Yippppppee I can do it......gets some more champs to drink.......lol

Cheers to you Astral....& congratulations!

Lets go all out for it and get you that STAR my old friend, I'v asked Paul to loin us here hope he arrives soon.....lool

Alright who ya calling OLD????

..............yippppppppppeeee it's a party!!!!

Ok Oldie...... Then ........is that better?.......hee hee hee

Yus.......much better......has a nicer ring to it......old oldie........lol

Originally Posted by C L

Yus.......much better......has a nicer ring to it......old oldie........lol

oK NOW JUST ONE MORE PUSH FOR THAT STAR , YOU CAN DOI IT.....LOL

OK NOW ITS OVER.................lol

:)

U U

"WoW" .....now I'm happy...... you made it 5 stars.....lol

awwwwww you're such a leader leader........lol

ty

Originally Posted by C L

awwwwww you're such a leader leader........lol

ty

Glad I could be of assistance.....lol.....what are leaders for .....hee hee hee ......ok......sweetie .....from me it's ......

GOOD NIGHT TO YOU and everyone else.....chat again tomorrow.......i'ts been a long day.....lol

G'night.......have a good one!

Originally Posted by C L

G'night.......have a good one!

Good Morning, Robyn .....how does it feel like to wake up for the first time with the title of GENERAL.......LOL........great yeh????.......well done girl...WTG.........lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Good Morning, Robyn .....how does it feel like to wake up for the first time with the title of GENERAL.......LOL........great yeh????.......well done girl...WTG.........lol

Who said it was the first? I happen to be a general in real life.....bet you didn't know that did u? ..........I'm still partying mate, haven't slept yet....although I see you haven't any problem with the sleeping lately.....lol Yep......well I'll get back to being a general and doing my general duties in a general way not that I'm generalizing everything into a general category, just giving you a general idea of what a general does generally.

yep and so it goes.....a general's work is never done......they say that generally......ya


goodnight Lieutenant General from the General...lmbo

And here you are generaly giving orders.....orders that generaly don't get carried out.....lol ..... but in general ......there are a lot you don't do.....so my dear General, get get out of your generaly cosy seat and start doing what you don't generaly do......ok my dear General that's an order from your's truely THE LEADER in general......lol......and so you know my work is all Generaly all done......lmao

What da heck are you generalizing about? Suppose your off sleeping again......a general's work is always done.......

smash boom bang.......OOOps, someone messed up da ship...he he

Originally Posted by C L

What da heck are you generalizing about? Suppose your off sleeping again......a general's work is always done.......

smash boom bang.......OOOps, someone messed up da ship...he he

So generaly speaking you have to clean it ....and yeh!!!!! that ship looks a general mess.....lol

......I'm on break.

takes a drink of cheap wine......lol Puts feet up on the Leader's desk......ahhh this is the life...yep I don't even see the mess.......lol

Originally Posted by C L

......I'm on break.

takes a drink of cheap wine......lol Puts feet up on the Leader's desk......ahhh this is the life...yep I don't even see the mess.......lol

Oh Yeh!!!!......you don't?......just look around you ......lol.......you are being generaly.....very very naughty.......lmao

THWACK!!! My turn now.......game of football Astral?


I hired a cleaner for the mess here, paid out of the general's fund.....ehem, now that I'm a general, guess I gets dibby's on the fund too eh, ....ordered up some automatic drink makers......double lemon martini please...........thanks! I sure like being a general ....general....lol

Ha ha !!!!.....so now that your going up in places you think you can do as you please.....lol....well my dear General.....I the LEADER .....am going to freeze all your Allowances.....lol.

Sure .......Well now I can play football......hee hee hee.....

haha.....freeze it all....lmbo

Thwacks ball over........your turn......lol

Originally Posted by C L

haha.....freeze it all....lmbo

Thwacks ball over........your turn......lol

Thwacks????......ha ha....I score again..... 3 - 0 up hee hee hee....
you see I still lead.....lmao

lol, back at you.....5/3 for me....

..........jeeeeeeeeez quiet on the set, are you sleeping again?

Originally Posted by C L

lol, back at you.....5/3 for me....

..........jeeeeeeeeez quiet on the set, are you sleeping again?

Sleeping no!!!.......just wait ......lol.....don't get me started......lmao
0k it's now 10/5 for meeeeeeeeeee.......lol

.....turns key to get you started......

um, how high does this game count to? ......hehehe

Do you give too? haha...the witch wins all around......yaaaaaaaa!

Originally Posted by C L

.....turns key to get you started......

um, how high does this game count to? ......hehehe

Do you give too? haha...the witch wins all around......yaaaaaaaa!

HELLO !! HELLO !! ..... I'm back at least for a little while I hope....lol
Yes it's been a long while since THE LEADER checked in on you guys...lol
Just been a little to busy lately.....

Hello Astral.....Nice to see you back mate......Don't spend too much time investigating the universe.....you are needed here to : )

Originally Posted by karel

Hello Astral.....Nice to see you back mate......Don't spend too much time investigating the universe.....you are needed here to : )

Hi Paul, good to see you again feels good to be back down on earth again ..... THE LEADER missed all you guys while out there.....on another mission.....hopefully I will be here for a little while again....lol....

Ok guys THE LEADER is back, how about doing another ALIEN FAMILY gathering......and get this place alive again......let's get the SHIP flying again......lol

oooooooooo, flying the ship and score is now....11 - 5 for me.....it's so not your game dude....lol





........alrighty, who's driving the ship????

Where u at? Sleeping? Mission? BBQ?

.........zoooooooom zoooooooom

....adjusts the leader's seat...so I can fly....whoooooo hoooooo, good stuff!

All the other aliens abandoned ship......where's ur tub at???

Hey congratulations!..youve all moved up in the ranks I see ..I forgot what I am lol...<waves to Robyn :o)

Originally Posted by Lincslady

Hey congratulations!..youve all moved up in the ranks I see ..I forgot what I am lol...<waves to Robyn :o)

Hi Linda, it's great to see you again...... and how have you been?......hope all is well and that you are feeling better......

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Hi Linda, it's great to see you again...... and how have you been?......hope all is well and that you are feeling better......

Hi Astral, i'm doing ok, still fighting the fight lol...as u do ;o)..thought i'd have another go at bluevoda, its been such a long time ive forgotten everything lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

Hi Astral, i'm doing ok, still fighting the fight lol...as u do ;o)..thought i'd have another go at bluevoda, its been such a long time ive forgotten everything lol

Hey Linda glad to hear you're doing ok.....welcome back and you will soon get the hang of it all again.....

Heya Linda.......how's that car of yours? U tired of it yet?

ship it to me........lol

You and Becky going anywhere this summer?

Morning Robyn,

the Cars fine but i'm selling it soon unfortunately I need a sensible one now :o(....how did your trip to vegas go?

Becky is off to the Canary Islands in November with her friend , ive nothing planned..back garden for me lol

Good Morning Linda,

awwwww, serious about the car? Didn't think you would ever let it go........Becky keeping hers then? Canary Islands, isn't that where u two just went? ......I'm in the backyard too......lol, lots of sun (errrrrr maybe) bbq's & drinks....lol

Vegas rocked! .....I was delightfully surprised, I will be going back.

Hey the new toys.....cool eh?

Hiya Karen you little devil.......and LE, (penquins lost)

Heya Manny....(poke poke)


message reply....not sorted out.....lol

Hi Robyn,

Oooh Becky has sold hers to lol...I dont want to sell it really but its getting more difficult for me to get into, so it has to go i'm afraid ....awwww glad you had a fab time in Vegas! ..lucky wench! lol

Hello you two, great to see you two here once more...... it's been awhile.....lol

....understand Linda,


heya Manny.....

Originally Posted by C L

....understand Linda,


heya Manny.....

Hello there witchie.....yeh!!.... I'm getting ready for the next mission.....lol

........are ya still in space? Long mission U....ha, ...mission impossible to fly into vh eh, beercan.....

messes up the ship on de way out....

sends signal out......


is u A on here yet?

hm....tut tut

LOL beercan. haha..
Need stronger signals.. They aint reaching him...

GREETINGS FROM THE LEADER to all you ALIENS.......

Hey! hey! hey!......Robyn and Teri ...... yes I'm still on that ..... loooonnnnnnggg.... long mission.......lol.....the signal isn't strong enough yet and it's a problem to reach here at home base in this Galaxy ......lol......

It took me just over 30 minutes(30 light years) just to post this to you guys....lol ..... that's just from the time I logged on till I was able to right this message...... and I guess it will provable take another 30 minutes (30 light years)just to log off.......lol.....

So I guess for now it's back to FB.....lol...... so I will see you guys on the other Galaxy.......lol

omg! awww Astral! That seriously sucks! yep. Back to the other galaxy we go! Nice to see you around these parts though :)

Hello there Teri...... it's good to be back here......lol

It seems like it's all back to normal....I am able to log in here as good as before .....for how long I wonder.......hopefully for good......

So for now THE LEADER is back from that long and tiresome journey across the GALAXY.......

THE LEADER IS BACK.....

Wow........fancy hearing from you again after all this time.

Hey! David ..... good to see you here again and it is good to be back....lol

I haven't been on here for a while cause I was having problems trying to log on ..... but it all seems to be OK for now and hopefully for ever....lol

Gee wizzzz I missed all you guys....lol.....
Once again WELCOME BACK to you BOOBMAN......hee hee hee.....

Nice to have your good natured wit around again....join us in the wildbunch.

It's good to be back David, have gone to join you guys at the wild bunch....

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

GREETINGS FROM THE LEADER to all you ALIENS.......

Hey! hey! hey!......Robyn and Teri ...... yes I'm still on that ..... loooonnnnnnggg.... long mission.......lol.....the signal isn't strong enough yet and it's a problem to reach here at home base in this Galaxy ......lol......

It took me just over 30 minutes(30 light years) just to post this to you guys....lol ..... that's just from the time I logged on till I was able to right this message...... and I guess it will provable take another 30 minutes (30 light years)just to log off.......lol.....

So I guess for now it's back to FB.....lol...... so I will see you guys on the other Galaxy.......lol

Bloody blooming hell.......when did all this jabber take place???

I have been looking for u.....i must of been here in between your loooooooooooong log ins or loooooooooooong log outs, one or the other....and I am caching.....so, dang....we missed each other.....set a mission post date so we know the next time u are orbiting us....

come back soooooooooon

The jabber took place right here.....lol.....so you missed it lol.....hee hee hee....
I was lucky I was able to get in and out here all normanly.....but last Sunday only ...... as I started thinking it all was back to normal, it all started all over again, this damn super slow log in and out.....lol....

Well I orbiting here right now...... but for how long I don't know.....this ship is slow......catch you on the return journey.....lol

Robyn, no matter who's PC or from what location I log in or out, I still have the same old problem...... it took just over 25 minutes just to get in this thread....lol......IT SUCKS.......(3 light years....just to get here hee hee hee)

aw jeez that does suck......

hm.....with you on slow log orbit.....this must mean, I fly de ship?

.....dang, now I have to wait 3 light years before the next orbit.....

maybe hook up on mars or something.....lol

Yeh!!! you can fly my ship for now......lol.... until my next next orbit ......yeh!! we might just do a unscheduled stop on MARS or maybe even on JUPITER......heee hee hee..... 3 light year and I might run out of fuel.....lol and have to do emergency landing on some other rock out there......lol.....

U enjoy being a tourist for now..... I'll see you when you get back.....have fun....

Talk of this ship being slow .......lol.....it's all running normal all of a sudden......lol.......for how long????....... I wonder????......lol.....looks like it only likes to fly normal on some Sunday evenings now......lol

OOOoooppppppssssss........ here we go again..... running out of fuel again......hee hee hee......

yipppppppeee, Mars & Jupiter....yes lets stop and have fun.....lol


Uranus might have some fuel.......lmbo!

Hurry back.....I have the vino for the trip....hehe, not the cheap stuff either....lol

Ok! ok! where is that vino?.......I have some fuel for now......Ok!.. Uranus here I come........

OK!.... I will take over the flying of my ship for now......hee hee hee.....

o u bugger....lol

no vino today.....it's grappa time.

I'm ze pilot now.

You're orbiting, remember?.....cats away mice will play.....heard that somewhere..hehe

Did you now.....hee hee hee...
Just testing my wireless 3G and works wonders.....lol
so I guess tomorrow I'm going to buy a new ADSL Router and my problem of slow orbiting will be over ......I hope.....lol....
The problem of my slow log in to vodatalk apperently is from my ADSL Router......

So I'll be seeing you and and orbiting at the speed of light......lol....

So till tomorrow I'm out of here......hee hee hee.....ZOooooooooommmmmm

hey........bring your 3G back here.....haha

Battabing battaboom

BOO!

BOOoooo......

G3 Wireless signal not so strong here in the area where I live .....so it drops connection very often.....it works great by the office though......lol

So I have to stick with ADSL Broadband cable connection.....lol and hopefully I have my new router tomorrow and connect here once again without any problems......

This is bad it took me about 25 minutes just to post this.....lol....hope by tomorrow it will be just 25 seconds to get in here......lol so for now I'm out of here ..... it will provable take me another 25 minutes just to log off.....lol

See you guys hopefully at light speed orbit tomorrow.......
Cheers from THE LEADER .....

Yeppieeeeee........ THE LEADER is back and at the speed of light.....hee hee hee ....... and this is faster than 3G.......WoW!!!!!!........

Welcome Back! Now get to work!

LOL

Karen

Hey Leader thought you might want to see how your second in command has been driving the ship...........................................


No wonder it's been a little off speed............

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

Welcome Back! Now get to work!

LOL

Karen

Hi Karen,
Good to see you again .... it's been a while....since we last spoke.....lol
It feel good to be back and at lightning speed.....lol

It took my service provider quite a while to sort this mess out .... but this time they got it right for good I hope.....

Originally Posted by SAman

Hey Leader thought you might want to see how your second in command has been driving the ship...........................................


No wonder it's been a little off speed............

Hi Mike,
Good to be back, I see she did miss a bit with the flying of the ship...
But I'm back now.....
and she better get it right.....lol

Wow .. this is conspiracy at work here .. Leader, don't fall for this .. you know who the witch is, and that's not me .. First I see she butters you up in the corner to get to fly the ship and now she is in here trying to say that is me on the wall, when in fact it's her, check under her skirt, lol, you will see .. omg who said that, lmao .. hee hee .. (sorry I just came from the wild bunch room, lol)
Leader .. Don't fall for that .. your 2nd in Command is at your service always!!

Hi there my dear 2nd in COMMAND,

It feels great to be back and at last the problem I had with the logging on here is sorted out..... and working much better and faster than even before the trouble started......lol

And yes... don't worry about THE LEADER, I won't fall for the witche's conspiracy I know her too well.....and as from now I'm taking over the flying of my ship with you at my side.....lol

And yes have checked under her skirt(Ooppss) did I?.....no I didn't....lol ... and I won't fall for her trick......lol..... and if she isn't careful it's back to clean up duties instead of entertainment.....lol

Come Come on where are all you ALIENS ?....lol.....THE LEADER is call a ALIEN Gathering.......soon.....lol

Hey! witch you can stop flying the ship now...... I'm back ..... lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Come Come on where are all you ALIENS ?....lol.....THE LEADER is call a ALIEN Gathering.......soon.....lol

Hey! witch you can stop flying the ship now...... I'm back ..... lol

Well now, you've answered your own question if you let that WITCH fly the ship .. we're all in a transit now, LOL ... we're suffering from sea sickness when it should be air sickness .. hmmm ... see .. I warned you .. lol ..

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Well now, you've answered your own question if you let that WITCH fly the ship .. we're all in a transit now, LOL ... we're suffering from sea sickness when it should be air sickness .. hmmm ... see .. I warned you .. lol ..

Yes you did warn me my dear 2nd in COMMAND ..... now I'm back and this ship will once again fly on the right course...... THE LEADER shall take command once again......lol

I will be calling an ALIEN gathering soon and hope all will be there, and build this ALIEN NATION once again........ and you by my side to help lead them.....

BOO!

I didn't hear u........the engine is loud eh? What's that u say?

KEEP FLYING???

O OK, zaza....aaazOOOOOOOOm

YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME?....
OK I REPEAT......No YOU don't fly my ship no MORE.....
I THE LEADER and my 2nd in COMMAND fly this ship again now.....
So you go back to Entertainment or Kitchen or Cleaning duties.....lol
take your pick...... which one do you want?.....hee hee hee......

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME?....
OK I REPEAT......No YOU don't fly my ship no MORE.....
I THE LEADER and my 2nd in COMMAND fly this ship again now.....
So you go back to Entertainment or Kitchen or Cleaning duties.....lol
take your pick...... which one do you want?.....hee hee hee......

I'll take the flying job.....

entertainment.......what a good idea....i'll have that too.....ooooo we will have fun......when is the 2nd in command arriving? u think u will get all the cleaning done by then?

want some help?

lmbo

Now Now look who's confused......even don't know what face to put on......hee hee hee..... what next?.....lmao

Atleast I know who's in control.....lol......mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......THE LEADER and together with my 2nd in COMMAND we will steer this ship.....lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Now Now look who's confused......even don't know what face to put on......hee hee hee..... what next?.....lmao

Atleast I know who's in control.....lol......mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......THE LEADER and together with my 2nd in COMMAND we will steer this ship.....lol

A NUN........is next, now should u be so nasty to a nun????

I don't think so.....for you know what happens if you do that now don't ya???

lol

joke for u:

Why does one nun walk with another nun?
.....to make sure one nun gets nun.....hahaha

ok, so it was dry......meh

hehe

zoooooooooom

I have the popemobile......hehe

Originally Posted by C L

A NUN........is next, now should u be so nasty to a nun????

I don't think so.....for you know what happens if you do that now don't ya???

lol

joke for u:

Why does one nun walk with another nun?
.....to make sure one nun gets nun.....hahaha

ok, so it was dry......meh

hehe

zoooooooooom

I have the popemobile......hehe

What next?...... the witch face is back.......hee hee hee

Haa HA HAAA HHAAAAA.......... a ... NUN... !!!!!! ....hee hee hee.... definitely ......NUN of this and NUN of that......hee hee hee ....definitely NUN of that flying my ship anymore......hee hee hee....
absolutely NUN... NUN... NUN..... roflma

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

What next?...... the witch face is back.......hee hee hee

Haa HA HAAA HHAAAAA.......... a ... NUN... !!!!!! ....hee hee hee.... definitely ......NUN of this and NUN of that......hee hee hee ....definitely NUN of that flying my ship anymore......hee hee hee....
absolutely NUN... NUN... NUN..... roflma

manny......u make me laugh.....NUN NUN NUN......u saying NUN????

NUN to this or NUN to that......NUN to the ship flying......why not even a tad?

why u saying NUN.......just how much NUN are u saying NUN to.....what does this mean...????

NUN??


like ZIP NUN

definition of NUN please.....it was not clear.

Congrats btw the way on the marriage.......

Originally Posted by C L

manny......u make me laugh.....NUN NUN NUN......u saying NUN????

NUN to this or NUN to that......NUN to the ship flying......why not even a tad?

why u saying NUN.......just how much NUN are u saying NUN to.....what does this mean...????

NUN??


like ZIP NUN

definition of NUN please.....it was not clear.

Congrats btw the way on the marriage.......

Yeh!!... exactly......NUN of that flying......hee hee hee....and as for marriage...NUN of that either..... specialy to two at the same time........lol

.....you married the same two women and one is an alien??

jeeeez that's different, how's that going?

.....did u notice how good i've been today? I am earning a sssh

<halo first then wings>

did u see kMac devil made u a siggy? look in the wild bunch....

u didn't really mean NUN .......eh?

NUN?

u sure? think u worded that wrong.........yep, that's probably what u did, tis ok.....we all make mistakes.....ur forgiven. taps leader on the head

*tap*tap*

Originally Posted by C L

.....you married the same two women and one is an alien??

jeeeez that's different, how's that going?

.....did u notice how good i've been today? I am earning a sssh

<halo first then wings>

did u see kMac devil made u a siggy? look in the wild bunch....

u didn't really mean NUN .......eh?

NUN?

u sure? think u worded that wrong.........yep, that's probably what u did, tis ok.....we all make mistakes.....ur forgiven. taps leader on the head

*tap*tap*

Yeh!!....Going like a Boeing......lol....Ooppss it's rather like a space ship...and no thank you one women is more than enough.....lol

You been good?....eh?....that a small difference.....so keep it up and I might just let you be in-charged of entertainment....lol...

Of cause I didn't mean NUN......I know what you're talking about...lol
and it's defiantly it's NON of this and NON of that flying my ship....

Yes I did see the siggy kMac done for me thank for letting me know...it's cute..... I like it.....lol
LOOK I'M USING IT.......lol

Thanks KMAC this is great ....THE LEADER loves it.....

Good morning Manny manny......how's u?

......How's the wives? hehe

Hi there sweetie,

I'm very fine thank you.....so are the wives.....hee hee hee.....
I see you and Teri changed your look......mmmmhhhhhh.....nice...lol

U changed urs too......hippie astral ......farout dude......peace brother!!!


we must do eastwood in the tub again......and u never did do depp....grrrrr

zip zip ziparooooooooooooooooooo