21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Astraltraveller · #1 01-26-2008, 12:54 PM

21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Go to the fitting rooms with a packet of condoms and say you would like to fit it.

21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .....

Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called ... therapy.

C L · #2 01-26-2008, 01:48 PM

omg.........this was funny

I can just see you doing them all.......lol

Astraltraveller · #3 01-26-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by C L

omg.........this was funny

I can just see you doing them all.......lol

How do you think I THE LEADER keeps fit...?????......now you know.....lol

C L · #4 01-26-2008, 02:03 PM

......yeh well, I could play some of these myself....they're funny things to do.......does that make us insane?

nevermind........don't answer, lol

Astraltraveller · #5 01-26-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by C L

......yeh well, I could play some of these myself....they're funny things to do.......does that make us insane?

nevermind........don't answer, lol

Sssssshhhhhhhhhh....... keep it to our selves......lol

sedona · #6 01-26-2008, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Is it fair to say this if they're only 24 and 27 lol?

C L · #7 01-27-2008, 01:46 PM

ya Ken...and in this case, it's fair to say "I'm gonna have to let both of you go" lol

......wasn't there a commercial about that?

"Can't get your kids to move out of the house?"

Stop serving them cheese........lol

SChajin · #8 01-28-2008, 08:25 PM

OMG, if we did that stuff here the cops would shoot us...lol

darklight · #9 01-29-2008, 09:12 PM

Im actually going to do some of these.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

They are the ones I am going to do lol

SAman · #10 01-29-2008, 10:48 PM

Thanks Astral, now I know why I am the way I are.

whiteshepherd · #11 01-30-2008, 10:10 AM

Hey Leader ... you just keep on crackin' me up .. lmao ... Teri let us know if you end up in jail and we'll break you out ... lol ...

darklight · #12 01-30-2008, 04:10 PM

lmao Kym!
Well.. Im in a strange mood.. Im holding a hair dryer and im about to go in the car... HMMMMMM.. Temptation lol. Knowing my luck.. Ill point it at a police car lmao

Astraltraveller · #13 01-30-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by whiteshepherd

Hey Leader ... you just keep on crackin' me up .. lmao ... Teri let us know if you end up in jail and we'll break you out ... lol ...

Glad you enjoy them Kym......I will try and post more soon......lol

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