Thread: And who says language is boring???

And who says language is boring???


A little mental stimulation :)


1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat
miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum
Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at
large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad ***** suffer the agony of de feet.


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....lol, another good one

good chuckles this morning Mr. Astral........

Originally Posted by C L

....lol, another good one

good chuckles this morning Mr. Astral........

Glad you enjoyed that......lol

Well some one has to keep this place ALIVE.......it's been a little DEAD lately......lmao

......hmmm, maybe we should have a zombie walk then....I'm in, I'll be a witch!

Originally Posted by C L

......hmmm, maybe we should have a zombie walk then....I'm in, I'll be a witch!

Now!!!....you want to turn me THE LEADER into a zombie too?

ya! That would be great......I luv the darkside....lol

Originally Posted by C L

ya! That would be great......I luv the darkside....lol

Me...!!! I only like the darkside when I'm in bed sleeping.....lol

awww come on now, you have to do the zombie thing at least once in your life......

Originally Posted by C L

awww come on now, you have to do the zombie thing at least once in your life......

Are you sure?......how can I be a zombie and LEADER at the same time....l

omg, there's always a zombie leader.......just like aliens, ....we're not that different........lmbo