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  1. 01-26-2008, 01:52 PM #1
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    OK -- I'm going to start this thread by mentioning what I consider to be the 3 greatest oxymorons of all time. Please feel free to offer your own suggestions!

    Oxymoron #1 -- Female Logic

    Oxymoron #2 -- Adult Male

    (As you can see, I am spreading the 'hate and discontent' evenly across the board)

    And - The Winner Is:

    Oxymoron #3 -- Business Ethics

    Let's have some fun w/ this!
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    I actually saw this on the menu once....

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    Shows how dozy I am, no idea what a Oxymoron is!....Time for a google search me thinks!
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    Honest politician :) oops.. somebody already did that one.. hmmm..

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    OK, I know I'm going out on a limb with this one, but I gotta do it.........

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    OK here is anotherone out there-
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    (not literally an oxymoron but I can't resist)
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