Thread: Hello Everyone

Hi, an absolute newbie in Vodahost, but am loving it. Being a homeopathic doctor by profession, it kind of give me the feel of being a techie as well. A cheap thrill you get when you show off the web page you designed. Some definitions just to get ur face to smile and ur brains to ponder-

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person s****ed off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. I have character lines

Welcome to the forum, and very funny!!!

Excellent! Love them! Great to add to your introduction ;)

Welcome Menon g, those were great. Always like a good laugh!!

Welcome Menon... we like a good laugh around here as you may have noticed. Good luck!