Thread: Vegetables

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

"I don't care who you are, that there one is funny!"

Thanks Choco777,
I needed a good laugh and your post gave it to me. LOL
Jerryl

Hi Choco,

That is a good one. I will remember never to say the same lines to my wife
as she has refused to even learn how to switch on a computer.

Just loved that one too....Your getting very good George..lol

Very funny George - guess I'd better be careful what I say too.