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    Cool I'll Bet He Won't

    Bob walked into a Tulsa sports bar around 9:58 PM

    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
    The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
    The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

    Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

    The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
    Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'
    The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
    Bob took the money......
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    Default Re: I'll Bet He Won't

    NICE ON SHARON......I think I met her once or twice.

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    I bet she is the same blond that went to aol and aol said you got mail she went outside to her mailbox. lol

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    Good one Sharon.....
    I wonder if that 's the reason blondes have more fun they never get bored of the same thing over and over?
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    lol great ive started the morning laughing...lets hope its a good day.

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    Fascinating the way how some human minds work!
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    Funny, Sharon!
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    Good one Sharon!

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    I think I am married to that Blonde!

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