Thread: Along came a spider

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. ?He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. ?Tears formed in
his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through
such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. ?He went over to her
to see what work of God had captured her attention. ?He noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating. Father, what are those two spiders
doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a da-ddyLonglegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied 'No dear. Both of them are D-addy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any
of that Brokeback Mountain sh-t in our garden.'

I like it!!! Out of the mouth of babes!!