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    A WORD ON NUTRITION.

    After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:

    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks .
    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks.
    3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks .
    4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.
    5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks.
    6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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    Hi Chris,

    Those people must have jogged 10 miles every day after dinner!
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    … alors je parlerai français et pas anglais et boirai un groupe ...... lol

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    Eat drink an be merry with fewer heart attacks.
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    How much of that stuff can a diabetic eat? Most of us are sending ourselves to the lower terrestrial estates (with a fork, spoon & butter knife). I guess as I don't eat tomatoes I'll be alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C L View Post
    … alors je parlerai français et pas anglais et boirai un groupe ...... lol
    C'est la tricherie CL. lol

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    Oui...(snicker)
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    OK I speak German and English, does that mean I will only have a few heart attacks? I think I'll just keep eating chocolate all the time and see where it gets me. LOL
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    eccellente!! Passami unltro bicchieri di vino ;)

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    Vetro di Teri dei passaggi di vino, un pane tostato….possiamo tutti vite sane lunghe in tensione ......


    Buon soggetto!........lol

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    Oui..vino...lol!
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    lol CL..

    Next time someone tells me to stop drinking wine.. Ill tell them its saving me from a heart attack lol.

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    Salud!
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Collectors-info View Post
    A WORD ON NUTRITION.

    After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:

    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks .
    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks.
    3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks .
    4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.
    5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks.
    6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
    (bolding is mine)

    Does it matter whether it's UK English or American English?? LOL!

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    Does it matter whether it's UK English or American English?? LOL!
    You know us Brits are are always meant to be polite (yea right!). So we would alway let someone else go 1st. lol

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