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    lmao. Oh yeah. Thats perfect. haha

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    How long lasting is it though? When the pain wares off and the urge returns....
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    LMAO@saman..

    I dont think the cure is in killing the urge but causing enough damage and scar tissue that it wont matter if the urge returns or not..

    Now wheres my bigger fly swatter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAman View Post
    How long lasting is it though? When the pain wares off and the urge returns....
    How's your mind???
    Just keep concentrating!!!!
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    Men and women are human magnets. Just as a steel magnet drawn through a pile of rubbish will pull out only the things which have an affinity for it, so we are constantly drawing to us, establishing relations with, the things and the people that respond to our thoughts and ideals. Our environment, our associates, our general condition are the result of our mental attraction. These things have come to us on the physical plane because we have concentrated upon them, have related ourselves to them mentally; they are our affinities, and will remain with us as long as the affinity for them continues to exist in our minds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyEye View Post
    How's your mind???
    Just keep concentrating!!!!
    LMAO

    Men and women are human magnets. Just as a steel magnet drawn through a pile of rubbish will pull out only the things which have an affinity for it, so we are constantly drawing to us, establishing relations with, the things and the people that respond to our thoughts and ideals. Our environment, our associates, our general condition are the result of our mental attraction. These things have come to us on the physical plane because we have concentrated upon them, have related ourselves to them mentally; they are our affinities, and will remain with us as long as the affinity for them continues to exist in our minds.

    OK That's just tooooooo deep for a monday morning!!!!
    I do like the part of your staement that " we are magnets" That being said the question is asked, Why is it always the guy that gets the bad end of it?
    Now my head hurts too!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAman View Post
    OK That's just tooooooo deep for a monday morning!!!!
    I do like the part of your staement that " we are magnets" That being said the question is asked, Why is it always the guy that gets the bad end of it?
    Now my head hurts too!!!
    Cuz you are a magnet and ask for the STEEL..lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAman View Post
    OK That's just tooooooo deep for a monday morning!!!! Now my head hurts too!!!
    Now you're thinking!!!

    LOL LOL LOL

    (ahhhhhhh, who said that, LOL)

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    THINK???? you must have me confused with someone other than a normal male! There is not enough blood in the body to keep the brain thinking.
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    The devil made me do it .. lol .. and you know who I mean, LMAO
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    I didnt make her do ANYTHING .. i just egged her on... And who said she was talking about your brain?



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    Quote Originally Posted by SAman View Post
    THINK???? you must have me confused with someone other than a normal male!
    Okay, I'll admit, EYE am confused .. LOL LOL

    Please define Normal Male ....

    hee hee ...

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    THINK???? There is not enough blood in the body to keep the brain thinking.
    Well after careful research, EYE found your answer .. it's in a bottle,
    It's kind of cheap, as is expected, LOL ... BUT ...
    Prosexual nutrients are a safe way to get you thinking again!
    LOL ...

    And we know what ur thinking too .. LOL
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    Now, now Karen. Must publish both images!



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    Luckily I don't need that book, but thanks for the thought. I am very lucky to have found and married (in a weak moment I think) a very special woman that puts up with me.


    She is the one on the left.
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    You guys are too quick, by the time I figured out how to get the pic small enough and on here, I am way be hind as usual. I like the brain explanations, and you are right Ladyeye that bottle is a staple in every guys diet, well almost.
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    omg, this was so funny......thanks for the laugh!!! Hilarious! LMBO!

    I see the resemblance Saman.......lol

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    errr.. I see Chris is behind me.. or.. uhmm he has my back... or hes watching out for my back..something like that..LOLOL

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    Now see here? I never knew there were specific birth control methods according to which state you lived in ......

    After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.


    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.


    The Alabamian said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”


    So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold to his ear and count to 10.


    Figuring that both learned physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5…”, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand…
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    There goes his 4th of july
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    So was the one above from California, or Florida?
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    I gues I should have specified the one Joe put up.
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    Is it me or is there more plain gray empty space in the male's brain diagram , than the females?
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    That's right Saman .. we're quick .. hee hee .. Eye see you continue to think .. And the brain you like, ha ..... you likely admire the "Ladies Brain" but you feel sorry you are left with the mans, .. <LMBO and running for cover, LOL LOL> uhoh, lol

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    Luckily I don't need that book, but thanks for the thought. I am very lucky to have found and married (in a weak moment I think) a very special woman that puts up with me.


    She is the one on the left.
    Great photo Saman .. thanks for sharing .. are you taking the photo or are you in the group too .. used to hobby dive myself for 12-15 years ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAman View Post
    Is it me or is there more plain gray empty space in the male's brain diagram , than the females?

    See ... you are feeling jipped and sorry for yourself, LOL LOL LOL

    ahahaaaaaaa ...

    Oh no, quick again!! LOL

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    You ar right, I'm feeling a loss. I ahve felt it all my life though, I grew up with five sisters.

    i'm in the back in that picture.
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    Ah, I thought that might have been you in the back .. real cool .. more photos would be great to see too of your diving if you have them, might be lucky to just have that one ..

    Five Sisters ....... wow .. lucky you .. hope you were somehow parked in the middle of all of them .. wow what stories you could tell .. lol ..

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    Yes I was very lucky to have 5 sisters. I was third.
    That pic was in a lake here in Texas, better pics are from Cozumel Mex. My avatar was in Cabo San Lucas Mex. Why did you stop diving Holly?
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    Hey Saman .. you have a message you know to report to Pic of the Week Room .. lol ... if you will ..

    Well you got in the middle as much as you could, that's the hot seat for sure!! LOL

    Hmmm, why ... .. well just changed the circle of friends mainly I suppose, and got away from it .. hmmm .. may have had something to do with turning into a hockey mom too .. you know .. responsibilities I guess .. funny tho, I was speaking with someone else, just today, and they said "come on" get back into it .. ahhhh .. that would take some doing I think .. Was very much all pleasure diving, 40' max for myself and that was around a wreck here on our coast, near Peggy's Cove actually, you may be aware of that area of Nova Scotia .. other than that I/We brough up plenty scallops during our time .. would be no problem for 2 or 3 of us to hit the waters and bring up 30 - 40 lbs or so in less than an hour .. shuck (sp?) them right on shore too .. Many a fine fresh scallops baked on their original shell, in white wine, lemon, worcestershire sauce and ***** cheese over top .. broiled for about 10 minutes and eaten right on the shell .. although I've seen many eat them raw right out of the shell too .. although, I never would .. yeesh .. (not fond of suishi either, lol) Other than that, there would be scavengener hunts put on by various clubs in the area .. but they all sort of just faded away you know .. But there is one thing for sure that I can say about scuba diving, and that is you have never felt better than the first few hours after coming out of the water .. it's an awesome feeling, one which I am sure you can relate to .. right??!!
    Ha ha ... now there you go ... LOL
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    I got the message, and Liz already picked a topic and I have put my pic up. Where is yours Holly?

    I started diving in Seattle, and we use to catch fish, squid, and other marketable items to sell at the public market to pay for our air, and equipment. Now my favorite place is Cozumel. I'd like to dive on the east coast though, ther are alot of wrecks all along the coast.
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    Ah cool Saman, the waters that you have graced diving have been far more interesting and colorful too and imagine, you even collected things and paid for things, kewlll ... does remind me of the flatfish spearing though and the little tiny one that I caught in my pouch on a scavenger hunt, it was too cute, lol and the wolf eel staring you in the eyes and look out because they bite, lol .. and yes, those rocks that looked like whales, lol .. but all cool yes ..
    I hadn't realized Liz picked, so I will go and do that now .. cool .. more pics .. excellent ..

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