Thread: 25 Signs That You Have Grown Up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn't apply to you

Lol, Yep! i can relate to all of them, especially number 26 after the curry we had last night.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that it doesn't apply to you

Now that is just sad you had to include me too...lol.

AWWWW...Chris had me looking for # 26...roflmbo!

Yeah, lol .. #9 gets replaced with new pyjamas, LOL LOL

Oh god... I've grown up!!!!!

It's bad when you realize it, but even worse when you realize your kids are realizing it.

Awwww ... sookie, sookie, now... lol

thanks alot, Mike!

Explains the looks from my 16yr old...lol

I can relate to every single one here I guess my my oldest son can relate to this to.

HeHe....I've not only grown up; I've grown OUT too!!

lol, very good