Thread: Poision

There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.

"The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.

"And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

omg........lol, there's luck..

Funny, Joe! You come up with some good ones...

lollll.... how worst can it be lol... that was a funny one very unlucky lol.....good one joe... you just lol come up with a lot of good jokes lol....

Serves him right for nicking his beer.................lol.......keep them coming joe.

One man's poison, another man's pain?

Originally Posted by Vasili

One man's poison, another man's pain?

One man's pain, another man's opportunity?

One man's poison another man's nector!!!!!
Now he can start over with a fresh start!!!