Thread: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries ???

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She ******* as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

Nice one!

Good one Joe. Glad it wasn't me!!

HaHa, this one's REALLY funny!

Originally Posted by Collectors-info

Nice one!

http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/vod...tml#post246973

hee hee

Nice come back Lady Eye
Got to show my wife this one

Originally Posted by jkadin

Nice come back Lady Eye
Got to show my wife this one

Hee hee .. she will appreciate that for sure, but don't think that it would be unfamiliar to her .. she could likely make that movie herself, hee hee, any woman could ...

<exiting at full steam outta here, lol >

hee hee ...

o my.....lol