Thread: Cowboy rules

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

how many cowboys were in the bar when the visiting-cowboy made his treat.

I live in Texas, but I would call that guy a goat roper.

I'm a city slicker!!

OMG.. i havent heard goat roaper in forever...LOL...

I used to live out west and that term was used all the time.. and west.. I dont mean California.. I mean Colorado.. Wyoming... and thats what we called wanna be cowboys.. like sheep hereders..that was worse than a redneck..LMFAO

Toooo funny

Karen

Yes Karen that is what we call the wanna bees. That's what we called them when I lived in Wyoming too.

how is bear creek wyoming if you know thats where my wife wants to move

Well its rural.. nice.. beautiful.. rural. If you are moving from a big city you will go insane..LOL

No its nice.. its near Cody and Shoshoni..small towns and not too far from Jackson Hole and Yellowstone. You will see some snowfall in winter.. and moderate summers. It does get hot.. but its in a valley so you most likely get some rainfall everyday from the mountains. Pollution isnt much of an issue... as the wind almost always seems to be blowing a bit.. cuz.. Nebraska sucks.. LOL.

There is a big Nuclear Power Plant near there..and other than scenic country theres not a bunch to say. Id live there in a minute or two. I love those wide open spaces.

Lots of OLD millionaire money in Wyo. In fact Cheyenne used to have more millionaires per capita than anywhere in the world. Oil, Cattle, and Land Moguls. Ranches are really RANCHES there too... not just small homesteads.

Karen

Thanks for the info Karen i let my wife know.

That area and the north east are the only good places in Wyoming. I lived on the south side, in Green River the arm pit. The best hing about that place was going to Flaming gorge. Your best and closest neighbor up there would be the elk.

LMFAO.. yeah.. Green River, Rawlins.. Evanston.. all pretty much suck.. oil refineries, dead beats and prison..LOL

Karen

Hey I resemble that remark. I finally got out, never to return. I had to deal with the underground trauna miners,(that's soda ash, what they make baking soda from).