Thread: Computer Error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out ......

I D 1 0 T

That explains it .... maybe I should simply post that in the Forums instead of looking like this all day trying to solve everyone else's dilemmas?????

Originally Posted by Vasili

That explains it .... maybe I should simply post that in the Forums instead of looking like this all day solving everyone else's dilemmas?????

Just remember..........Rank has it Privileges. LOL

Originally Posted by Vasili

That explains it .... maybe I should simply post that in the Forums instead of looking like this all day trying to solve everyone else's dilemmas?????

and before you answered anybodys threads I bet you had a full set of hair.

Originally Posted by jkadin

and before you answered anybodys threads I bet you had a full set of hair.

Hey!!!!!! lets leave the hair (or lack of out of it). As a shirt I once saw said: God made few perfect heads, the rest he gave hair.

Originally Posted by D'son

Just remember..........Rank has it Privileges. LOL

Never seen any privileges.

I used to think I was a pretty cool cat before being promoted, then I saw what happened to me after being promoted:




Obviously I was never informed about the stress of duty.......

"I Done Ze Rot"? I don't get it.

Originally Posted by Vasili

Never seen any privileges.

After being promoted:




Obviously I was never informed about the stress of duty.......

Thats how they suck you in, use you up and throw you away like yesturdays tuna.

Ain't that the cat's meow?

Correction: "I Done Zeroot" Makes much more sense to me now!

No, wait, that's still not right.

Let me start over...

I D 1 0 T

"Eyed On eot"

No--forget it.

You know.. theres a story for women to know if bald men are really hot.. and this is how it goes..

If they are bald in the front.. they are lovers....

If they are bald in the back... they are thinkers....

And if they are bald in the front and the back..............

Then they just THINK they are LOVERs...

and then the fight started.........

Karen

Originally Posted by jkadin

and before you answered anybodys threads I bet you had a full set of hair.

*AHEM*
M a r i o does has a steadfast Rule against any "bald jokes" anywhere in VT, you know. Besides....I'm not bald: I've simply been enahnced with a superior solar panel to power my libido!


Goes for you too, Missy Smack-The-Back-of-My-Head-Too-Damned-Hard!
hee-hee!

OK--

"Eyed on eze rot"

Is that it?

Ok Karen,
Them thars fighten words......put um up.....put um up.....

I put up a simple computer joke
and thats when the fight got started

"Cat Scratch Fever"???

All right, I see what you people are up to... thought you could fool me with a code did ya?

It's BACKWARDS. Ha! It is to laff.

T 0 1 D I

"To One Di"

Or, phoetically, "Two, One, Die!" --The next James Bond film!

I'd still prefer to watch the one with "Ms. P u s s y Galore" for some strange reason.....


Harrrrr! Spoken like a true Pirate! (or an alley cat)

Originally Posted by Tom Finley

All right, I see what you people are up to... thought you could fool me with a code did ya?

It's BACKWARDS. Ha! It is to laff.

T 0 1 D I

"To One Di"

Or, phoetically, "Two, One, Die!" --The next James Bond film!

You caught us Tom, you broke the code!?!?!?! LOL

Originally Posted by Vasili

*AHEM*
M a r i o does has a steadfast Rule against any "bald jokes" anywhere in VT, you know. Besides....I'm not bald: I've simply been enahnced with a superior solar panel to power my libido!


Goes for you too, Missy Smack-The-Back-of-My-Head-Too-Damned-Hard!
hee-hee!

LMAO.. im already in the hot tub for PIC OF THE WEEK... featuring our most beloved in a turban and a tub afloat of rubber duckies.. you think one bald joke is gonna make a difference in my beheading?

LOLOL

Karen

Originally Posted by Vasili

I'd still prefer to watch the one with "Ms. P u s s y Galore" for some strange reason.....

I really don't care which one I watch.......all those Bond Girls are sooooo hot!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

LMAO.. im already in the hot tub for PIC OF THE WEEK... featuring our most beloved in a turban and a tub afloat of rubber duckies.. you think one bald joke is gonna make a difference in my beheading?

LOLOL

Karen

If it floats like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it must be our beloved Turkey, right???

OMG! Who said that???????

"Who said..." Oh, no you don't--only one riddle per thread, read the TOS.

Anyway, Honor Blackman. Did you ever see her in the Avengers BEFORE Mrs. Peel replaced her? Awesome.

Yes, I remember her black jumpsuit very well....(before Mrs. Peel brought in the patent leather outfits)

I personally like the new cat woman suite worn by Haley Berry!!!!!!
PUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR

Yazzum! That's a fine feline specimen, and some quality tail to chase as well!

We could be at this all night, there are so many to choose from.

LOLOL.....you sound pretty confident, there, Major!

Don't you realize this is merely a social exercise for me to post the less than 40 I need to crack 9,000??? Why spoil my fun???

(I think I need to transfer that Major to the "Pre-Sale" Forum for a while...)

LOLOL

Well then by all means lets get you there............how about Electra (Jennifer Garner) that tight red out fit got my attention.

Originally Posted by D'son

Well then by all means lets get you there............how about Electra (Jennifer Garner) that tight red out fit got my attention.

ESPECIALLY how it was all "touchy-feely" ..... I had some rather definitive suggestions to enhance quite a few scenes....(No, that was in Ben's superhero movie) ...... Ah, yes...Elecktra! Definitely showed some gymnastic opportunity. Hmmmm....think I'd let her carve the Turkey, tho....

You and me both buddy..Ok next one the invisible woman (Jessica Alba) well really anything she is in.....Oh what about the one where she was a treasure hunter, spent most of the movie in a bikini!!!!!!!!

Dun't remember that one, I dunt think.....but whomever played the "Chameleon-woman" in the movie with all them "morphs" (like "Wolverine" and "Stormy") led by Capt. Piccard (in a wheelchair).......now there's a catch! (and you would have to catch her too)

Oh you mean in the X-Men movies.............I was going to get to her (Rebecca Romijn) I wish I could have been the one doing the body paint
on her.

The heck with that.....better to be the one to lick it off!

(just like it would be totally cool to teach English to the Fifth Element)

O K who is going to play wonder woman anyone have any ideas.,or who would you see play her

You mean the fifth element.........oh yeah!!!!!! She was also in Resident Evil Milla Jovovich

Hmmmm...no idea....(looking for pix of my gal in 5th Element)

HERE:
Video > http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3129737497/
Home Page > http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000170/

Originally Posted by jkadin

O K who is going to play wonder woman anyone have any ideas.,or who would you see play her

I don't know but she could tie me up with her lasso any time.

The movie with Jessica Alba in the bikini most of time was called Into the Blue