Thread: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a
fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly
Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they
began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?


When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
me go find out," and he left.


The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.


While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed
to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal
aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together
forever?"


Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
bedraggled.


"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."


"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"


St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.


"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.


"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest
up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"

Funny!

eternity................lmbao.......that deserves a

then the fight started

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive....
so, I took her to a gas station.....

and then the fight started....


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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in
my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,'
and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her
drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked,'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....


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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the
other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then
which one are you?'

And then the fight started...

The first one is great. If you look at a thread here tthen the fight got started it became a great thread read up on them you will laugh you a** off.
Then the fight got started

i got that one from a friend and i tought it was funny maybe someone else post it lol.....

This is the thread then the fight got started.
http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/vod...t-started.html

I like the first one too.......LOL

I post it again lol....and then the fight got started..... lol