Thread: OneStone

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call himOnestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given nameuntil a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of thisstory?????...........................


OH, Come on...take a guess! Think about it...

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is...





You can't kill two birds with one stone

never guessed...........but I am going to change my name to onestone.........lol

Sure you can kill 2 birds with one stone find a nest and then throw one stone into the nest. A big stone good one Ed

Originally Posted by jkadin

Sure you can kill 2 birds with one stone find a nest and then throw one stone into the nest. A big stone good one Ed

Good thinking, but not half as much fun........................

If he can go that long with one stone, with two stones you should be able to go forever!!
good one!!

hahaha.. so what happened to onestone? lol

ha ha ha ha ha didn't guess that one good one I will forward this to everyone lol

lol.....

Very good one, Ed.... you and Joe seem to be the battling jokesters. It seriously helps make the day go by more enjoyably.

I will be way a head of him my next site will be a joke site already have a joke blog site got permiision from another joke site to use some of there jokes to start off with.

Joe, I already know I'm out classed in this area. I just post ones I get if they are any good, sometimes I get several sometimes none at all. But keep them coming, they do make the day go better.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

Good for you, Joe, sounds like fun! And you are both appreciated for your contributions....

Cringe & LOL