Thread: Official Announcement

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! It just doesn't get more accurate than that.

You got that right Joe!

How true Joe!!

Awww... Now all you hard headed lil bald guys will have a cute lil hat to wear so we recognize you right away...

<whistling>

I bet this post dont stand... hhhahaahahahah

Karen

No comment!!!!!!!!!
Too easy, but not worth the trouble I could start. LOL

I'm 56 not bald and have long hair past my shoulders and a full beard my wife calls me mountain man so there lol.

If you lot think that I am going to hold my hand over my heart and sing to a condom..............no way Jose................lol

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

If you lot think that I am going to hold my hand over my heart and sing to a condom..............no way Jose................lol

lol... hahahahaha........



sing to a condom lol...... very funny....

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

If you lot think that I am going to hold my hand over my heart and sing to a condom..............no way Jose................lol

First of we do not salute to a eagle we sulute to the flag. The eagle is just a simble so why not a condom.

Originally Posted by jkadin

First of we do not salute to a eagle we sulute to the flag. The eagle is just a simble so why not a condom.

I know that.... and the day that you start taking me seriously is the day when I start singing to that condom...............besides I am ENGLISH
and I always sing to your flag, but dont ask for the name of the song......lol

I am Mexican, when i lived in the united states i singed to that flag, and i wasnt even a citizen.... but singing to a flag with a condom on it ..????

I guess I'll have to salute the condom.........but not with my hand!!!

Originally Posted by SAman

I guess I'll have to salute the condom.........but not with my hand!!!

hmmm.. could i go PLACES with that one.. hahaha...

Its Joes fault for posting about **** retentive govt!

Karen

Has anyone else noticed that Joe seems to start a lot of this kind of thing? Way to go Joe!! Keep it up.

Originally Posted by SAman

I guess I'll have to salute the condom.........but not with my hand!!!

lol...... cant picture that

Ok everyone is going in timeout for being bad boys and girls and no cookies for anyone now go to your rooms.

Must I salute the C D M first..................lol

Originally Posted by jkadin

Ok everyone is going in timeout for being bad boys and girls and no cookies for anyone now go to your rooms.

Thats it for you Joe.. im tying it in a knot and stomping on it.. no more cute lil hat for you!

Karen

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

Thats it for you Joe.. im tying it in a knot and stomping on it.. no more cute lil hat for you!

Karen

ouch it won;t need a hat a ice bag will do.