Thread: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

I,Karen Mac, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept
alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should
my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors
interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of
time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
coffee
ice cream
Mexican food
chocolate
coffee
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
coffee
cup of tea
chocolate
coffee
KFC Chicken
chocolate
coffee

Or: I fail to MAC SMACK some idiot that desperately deserves it..

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, Let the 'fat lady sing'... and call it a day!

I'll see ya`ll on the other side


Karen

My sentiments exactly.....

btw: you forgot to list the cookies...................Hey Doc !!

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

I,Karen Mac, being of sound mind and body,
Karen

This has to be a misprint!!!!!!LOL

LOL>. ... YES CHOCOLATE COOKIES to go with my coffee.. hey!

LOL.. Careful Ed...few survive the attention of THE MAC unscathed..

Karen

Tahts part of the problem, I haven't been unscathed for a long time!!! Cheers

Hey everyone........gather around.........D'son hasn't been unscathed for years............wanna borrow my boobie box..............lol

OOHHH Yeh!!!

Well.. then... Lets hope your old heart can HANG ON for the ride..LMAO

Karen

But what a way to go.....................help yourself D'son

I'm not saying a single word I'll think of two or three to say

Karen, I am saluting you!!!!! LOL

Originally Posted by D'son

Karen, I am saluting you!!!!! LOL

Ed you fell right in hope its not with a condom otherwise your going to get a Mac Smack.

Congratulations, General Joe!

Our Illustrious General VodaHost is the only one to author a "New General" thread, since you get a goodie for earning a star (and he will, as soon as he pops in).

Funny! Karen mentions chocolate multiple times, indicating she expects not only very good chocolate, but sufficient quantities!
And I can definitely relate to the coffee ..... probably one of those tubes, in my case!

Thanks Eric you have been a great help to me I constantly read as much post you make either towards me or others . Thanks pal.

MY LIVING WILL

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

Yes...I am itching for a MAC SMACK...lol

Originally Posted by karenwms63

Yes...I am itching for a MAC SMACK...lol

Sounds kinky can I watch????????????????

OMG

Don't worry ..... I have the video charged!

Originally Posted by karenwms63

hee-hee-hee! come sit on MY knee!

Awww...that lil devil is way toooo cute...lol

Careful Karen thats how he lures you in!

Geez, Ed! Did you havta??? She thinks I'm cute! Little does she realize with my fork that size what kind of appetite I have!

Sorry Visili didn't mean to block your game.

hee-hee-hee .... it's no game, Bruddah!
Well, it's too late anyway. She ran all the way home....

Story of my life!

Originally Posted by Vasili

Geez, Ed! Did you havta??? She thinks I'm cute! Little does she realize with my fork that size what kind of appetite I have!

ooooh..fork...uh...uh...uh

Well? What did you expect when forking around spooning and all? Demitasse???

Never did ask what appetite....

Demitasse? Sugar please...aww snap...caught me again!

Originally Posted by karenwms63

Sugar please...

Yes? You were asking for something???


Maybe she's just testing me again.......

Originally Posted by karenwms63

Yes...I am itching for a MAC SMACK...lol

Unpluggin your computer wasnt enough? I have to smack you around too?

Karen

AWWW...much better now...lol

Gluttons for punishment, the lot of youz!