Thread: What's For Sale ???

Two Mexican businessmen in Tijuana were sitting down

for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store

wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot
tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and

ask what we're selling.

' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,
sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the

window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked



'What you sell?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said,

'You doing velly well, only two left !'

Too funny, Teri! Actually made me laugh out loud, startling my assistant!

I had such a mental image, and could picture it sooooo clearly.
(Of course, it was was probably funnier for me since we have such a large Asian population here in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area....)

Haha.. Startling your assistant! ace! hehe..
Glad you liked it :)

Being in the retail business and help setting up new store and remodeling the store it happens all the time or ypur moving a heavy gondolla with merchadise on it with 15 people pushing it there always and never fails a customer will come up I was looking for that item we stop they look and then keep on going. I'm retired from them but my wife still does it she goes any where in the new england states and supervise a team and does it out of 10 months out of the year.
Good one Terri.

Well, I spent a lot of time in Tijuana in my early years so I can relate to that.

I now live on an island with a lot of Japanese so I can relate to that.

And I have many friends who are complete...er...what you said. I can really relate to that!

Tom

Originally Posted by darklight

'You doing velly well, only two left !'

Cannot discredit the quick-witted...lol

Originally Posted by karenwms63

Cannot discredit the quick-witted...lol

Huh?


I am follically disadvantaged, so you have to whisper things in my ear in a slow and breathfully sultry voice, my Dear! Come closer, just a little closer .....

whisper, sweet nothings, whisper

Originally Posted by karenwms63

whisper, Sweet Nothings, Whisper

Salute!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by karenwms63

whisper, sweet nothings, whisper

Dammit! I must be getting old .... I just drooled over the front of my new silk shirt!
Probably best not to mention I knocked the monitor over....
First time that has happened .... think they have a pill for that???

Damn...where were you guys when I was single????

Single, double -- Hell! Maybe even three! I'm up for anything tonight!

lol.... asian people????? kind of funny lol... but why my tijuana lol.......

Becaz ellyting is sooo eggsziting and colorful (and cheap, too!).

And becaz latino man work too hard for too wittle to take poo-poo from funny-looking and funny-talking strangers!

lol.....very cheap i know that for sure.
yeah we do sometimes make fun of asian people on how they talk.

Glad everyone liked it lol

I liked it too, Teri. Very funny!

Don't know how you got all the whispering and drooling going but it was funny.....

Imagine the boobie man putting on his box and reading this joke at the same time.................I laughed so much I ended up with my head in the wrong hole................nice one darklight...........lmbao