Thread: Whats Your Rank Comments - Good fun

Oh My:

I am a veteran of the U.S. Army, Rangers.
The rank I have here on VodaHost is the exact rank I was discharged with!

I love the ranking system. It goes to show many details.
We all were Pvt. 1 when we joined VodaHost and Blue Voda.

But as we continue thru the process of using the system,
we gain in knowledge just as in the real military.

Along with gaining in Rank! Thanks VodaHost for starting the ranking system.


Ram_Industries
Robert Montgomery
http://Martech-Inc.biz

Great idea the ranking, but I will be glad when I get to second lieutenant so I don’t have to change my aviators coat so often. (Only joking)
PS. How am I going to get 5 stars on my arm.

I feel like I just got off the bus with my one stripe.

great idea and fun. naveldesign must be the most decorated officer of the lot based on his postings

Originally Posted by RPW

great idea and fun. naveldesign must be the most decorated officer of the lot based on his postings

Junior only to Lt. General ***** himself!!

Well shiver me timbers! ive gone up 2 ranks and didnt even notice!

Wahey! i'm now a captain ..this is a much better uniform

Originally Posted by Ram_Industries

Oh My:

I am a veteran of the U.S. Army, Rangers.

Ram_Industries
Robert Montgomery
http://Martech-Inc.biz

1st-75th, out of Ft. Stewart here.......left as E4 just before Greneada in '83, myself.

Ah, the days of our youth, so proudly groaning atop Harmony Hill (Ft. Benning).

Originally Posted by racefan20

I meant the specific rank, *****, and just where am I expected to come up with that extra hair? LOL

Just kidding, I think the whole thing is really cool.

LOL at racefan20!!! I would answer you but I AM a lady!!

Haven't had too much spare time lately, but certainly glad I took the time to do some browsing around tonite! GREAT idea! I imagine it will take me forever to move up this military ladder....but what an enjoyable journey!!

Hi, Diane!

You'll be pleasantly surprised....look at me!
(I think I coined a new phrase at Voda: earning stripes with gripes! Hmmm)
I am amazed at how opportunities to share in, to learn from, and to enjoy the Voda Experience constantly arise, and how simply participating genuinely results in "promotion of rank."

Ahhhhh, how nicely put! Now if I could just download some "spare time" I bet I could acquire that promotion sooner!

I like your new do.

Spicy!

Thanks for noticing! ;~) Love your descriptive note..."spicy"!

Ok...heading off this machine for some zzzzzzzzzzzzzz's. Enjoy your evening Vasili.

:D lol this is very good idea... i realy need a domain name so i try to be VERY active

Hi All just thought I would say hi from down under, I have just joined blue voda, so look forward to chatting.
Bye Gypsy

Originally Posted by Vasili

1st-75th, out of Ft. Stewart here.......left as E4 just before Greneada in '83, myself.

Ah, the days of our youth, so proudly groaning atop Harmony Hill (Ft. Benning).

2 / 75 TH Rangers here..... Death From Above! LRRP, Operation Phoenix

Ft Benning, Harmony Church, Towers, Main Post, oh my did this all bring back memories of times gone by....... Anyone for K-Rations or C - Rations?

I would like to know who thought up the Mil - Rank here at VodaHost?
What was their rank when they got out?

Ram_Industries
Robert Montgomery
http://Martech-Inc.biz

There is an old military saying..... “Rank Has its Privileges”

As soon as you become Lieutentant Colonel, you get a free domain registration.

As soon as you become Brigadier General you get a US$100 VodaHost.com Coupon.
(Valid for new purchases only)


If Rank has its Priviledges, then what do we get when we become Generals ?

An all expense paid visit to the Commander in Chief?

Ram_Industries
Robert Montgomery
http://Martech-Inc.biz

hey..... this doesnt mean i have to go to iraq does it! lol

since were on the military kick here.... i just wanted to salute our troops that are over their and pray for thier safe return home soon.

thank you
malcolm1

http://www.biz-giant.com

Originally Posted by malcolm1

hey..... this doesnt mean i have to go to iraq does it! lol

since were on the military kick here.... i just wanted to salute our troops that are over their and pray for thier safe return home soon.

thank you
malcolm1

http://www.biz-giant.com

They got my prayers!

OhS****:
I can relate. I'm constantly learning by my mistakes, soon I'll be a genius. But really, these forums are a good way to keep us from pulling out our hair. Oh! Sorry race I guess it dosen't work for everyone.
LMAO

<<Brooksman>>

Are you a VodaHost Client??
45 posts a day commenting on other's work without any offer to see yours...Hmmm

Generals....methinks Brooksman is using a ruse to aquire rank, and is offering Voda clients unfair comments on their Voda/BV websites....

Yes i agree its very suspecius but does it really matter that much!
im getting my rank up at last, doing what he does!

You do not have to be a VodaHost customer to particiapate on our forum, everyone is welcome.

lol this was realy awsome idea Kassi...

Today I've 'spent' my FREE $100 coupon (the one I got upon my promotion to Brig. General a while back) on our forthcoming site's SSL certificate. A BIG thank you to ***** and VodaHost! You guys rock!

I was a Sergeant in the US Army...does that mean I can start there?? LMAO


Dave

Originally Posted by Dbrown081

I was a Sergeant in the US Army...does that mean I can start there?? LMAO


Dave

No, but with a sense of humour like that you'll fit in here well!

I love the rank system, as a police officer I think it's great. Tell me, is there a general out there?

4 of us

Good Morning All
I am the new kid on the block, glad to join you,

Originally Posted by Marc Sanders

Love the site - love the tools! Now love the ranking - it's just another way to make web designing interesting and fun! This is by far the best forum I have been on and joined - Long Live Voda Host and all those who Sail with her!!!!

Keep up the GRrrreat work guys...and thanks for all the support...

Seargant Sanders (Salute)

www.fakeitbikinistore.co.uk

Hold the horses! This is unfair, I did 6 years in the RAF and now I find I've been demoted!! Please, at least, can we convert to an Airforce or Navy ranking system? I don't like the colour of this uniform I now have wear.

GREAT WORK GUYS I LUV IT!

Goooday to all newcomers!

Originally Posted by Wesselv

Good Morning All
I am the new kid on the block, glad to join you,

Welcome Private.

Originally Posted by OhS****

Rank seems so far away.
But I am very sure all my duh questions will have me gaining fast (unfortunately).

One more post down.

I can only hope all my duh questions can help others. Everyone has their purpose, mine seams to be as a model of what not to do.

OK, I realize I'm new here, and probably not even a lowly private, but by my recollection (US Marine, Vietnam era) the rank structure looked a bit different; more like this States
(Edit)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Ar..._rank_insignia

Just out of curiosity, was this intentional?

Originally Posted by Tyger1st

OK, I realize I'm new here, and probably not even a lowly private, but by my recollection (US Marine, Vietnam era) the rank structure looked a bit different; more like this States
(Edit)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Ar..._rank_insignia

Just out of curiosity, was this intentional?

LOL This is the Peoples' Republic Of Vodaland and we only follow Lt. General *****'s rules.

Originally Posted by Girlonthehill

LOL This is the Peoples' Republic Of Vodaland and we only follow Lt. General *****'s rules.

Well, if you know anything you probably know us jarheads get a bit carried away sometimes. My apologies to anyone I may have offended here in "Vodaland."

Originally Posted by Tyger1st

Well, if you know anything you probably know us jarheads get a bit carried away sometimes. My apologies to anyone I may have offended here in "Vodaland."

Aw, shucks, you can't have offended anybody. LOL

Mmm, no NAVY or Airforce ranks?

Originally Posted by Lord Azagthoth

Mmm, no NAVY or Airforce ranks?

This is not the Navy or the Airforce. This is the Peoples' Republic of Vodaland. Welcome! Why would we have Navy or Airforce ranks? LOL

Hey,

I'm working for the RM COMMANDO's in the UK - If you take this ranking thing too seriously I suggest you are probably a liability to your country son! Lol!

Take a reality check and get over yourselves.

I think it's a great idea, don't change it!

Congratulations general David and much respect for all the help you've given us all in this forum. Hip hip hurrah! Hip hip hurrah! Hip hip hurrah
I'm sure 3 beers would be better recieved, but I'm not that good with email yet.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Congratulations general David and much respect for all the help you've given us all in this forum. Hip hip hurrah! Hip hip hurrah! Hip hip hurrah
I'm sure 3 beers would be better recieved, but I'm not that good with email yet.

I tried but spilt it on the keyboard!

Thanks Circuspet, when you perfect that beer trick, let me know...

Trish, you will try anything.....what a woman.............

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Thanks Circuspet, when you perfect that beer trick, let me know...

Trish, you will try anything.....what a woman.............

I do have limits David, I assure you! Somewhere!

Hi everyone,

My name is Ola Wellington from Nigeria.

Just joining the Voda family and do hope to put a up a nice site soon. It sure sounds like a good place to learn.

Greetings Ola! I'm new too! Spending most of my time reading all this
stuff

Good Evening everyone~ Just signed up for bluevoda and already I am being
coerced to join an army with a cause. Well...There! I have done it. I am now a private. Hoo-ah! Nice to meet ya'll. I am a married, working mother of three. Only have one left at home though...the other two are grown and gone. I have a 13 year old left. We live in North Alabama, USA. Looking forward to talking to ya later....it's late right now and I gotta go to bed. Goodnight.

Welcome sassy...it seems you've already survived mother boot camp so you'll have no problem in the voda army...lol

WELCOME...looking forward to seeing your site.

Welcome Ola and Diesel.....

After searching long and hard for a host I found VodaHost, wish I knew about Vodahost before. What alot of time and money I would have saved. Vodahost is quick to reply with answers to your questions.

Watch out tho, as saying goes "Rank has its privilleges" You may be volunteered by the higher ups to build everyones pages.

The staff here are fantabulous, and alot better then the staff at some boot camp....always willing to deligate KP if they see you love to eat alot of information given in the tutorials and these forums.

Are you lost at sea with a boat or yacht that is sinking?
Let Martech guide you with a newly re-conditioned yacht!

Ram_Industries
Robert Montgomery
http://Martech-Inc.biz

Private right now... Why did I enlist, Moma I want to come home!

Originally Posted by Disserat00

Private right now... Why did I enlist, Moma I want to come home!

I dunno it doesn't seem too bad, I see we are all PFCs.

Stopping by to have a look at everything and to learn more. The support appears to be very high and filled with an abundance of knowledge. Will be taking my time to learn and get my ideas in order, not that I have'nt already been thinking for quite some time on what I want to put out there. Wanting to be captivating and inviting to my site is very essential. A site where all s****bookers of digital and non digital may drop by and share thier creations, ideas. Inviting those who have never displayed thier layouts, and although designers will be welcome, this site is for the everyday s****booker to put thier mark out there and share with others. Of course there will be alot of ideas exchanged and support for those who just want to talk casually to each other. This will be in GirlWorlds Train Car Diner, where there will be room for everyone to come in with there coffee or tea, etc. You will be able to sit in your pj's if you want. Open 24 hrs. aday. You will be able to meet friends there and enjoy sharing creative designing ideas of your own personal creativity.
This site will have to be carefully planned and I am confident that in my endevours there will be major support from everyone. You will be hearing more from GirlWorld.

Hi every one I am Sarah the Helper-Outer! LOL a nick name, as Im always there to help out. Im new to this site and Im loving it! I always wanted to go into business for myself and now Im working on starting a clothing consignmet business. I cant wait till I get my web site all worked out! Its a difficult but fun task for me as Im such a perectionist.
nice to meet you all
Sarah

This is the best medcine - not better than a "Hot Toddy", but just as good!! "The moving finger writes, and having writ, moves on"..........and makes me laugh!!!!! :>))
I like this promotion system - faster than when I was in the WRNS!!!! - many, many moons ago.
Lorna

Originally Posted by Lorna

I like this promotion system - faster than when I was in the WRNS!!!! - many, many moons ago.
Lorna

Yes, it may seem quicker, but will invariably be the result of your efforts in helping your peers attain what was only once an idea.....
much different than the "regular world," VodaLand has it's own definition of prestige and methodology of earning respect.
We feed those who post just to get promoted to our resident Alien on a regular basis!

Yay, yay. Now that I am no longer a NCO, I get to make tough decisions. Like the Officer in the (very) old Goon show called "Bridge over the River Why"
Officer "Sergent!"
Sergent (Fast running footsteps) "Yes Sir"
Officer "How wide is the river?"
Sergent "200 yards, Sir"
Officer "Sergent, how long is this river?"
Sergent "2000 miles, Sir"
Officer "Sergent, I think we'll build the bridge ... across ... the river"

Originally Posted by zigzag

Yay, yay. Now that I am no longer a NCO, I get to make tough decisions. Like the Officer in the (very) old Goon show called "Bridge over the River Why"
Officer "Sergent!"
Sergent (Fast running footsteps) "Yes Sir"
Officer "How wide is the river?"
Sergent "200 yards, Sir"
Officer "Sergent, how long is this river?"
Sergent "2000 miles, Sir"
Officer "Sergent, I think we'll build the bridge ... across ... the river"

DEFINITELY British.....

An American Officer would simply say "Get your girls busy, Sergeant! What are you waiting for?"

Hi All I'm a "newbe", just signing in, I must be a private. I will see you all again in the other forums.This is my site. Phil

http://www.thegreatgolfer.com

sigh ... rank seems soooooo far away. so very far indeed ...

I figured if I was going to post anywhere first this was the logical place! I'll saved my dazed and confused questions for later!

Hello Everyone, I'm a newbie to the forum, and also just getting started designing my first website. I'm sure I'll have questions in the future. Glad to be part of your forum.
Broadway Dennis

I hope I don't have to jog or anything like that. Never did like gym class

Welcome to VodaLand Dennis!

Welcome to Voda Dennis.

The only exersizes here are those used by your creativity, and possible some finger workouts :o)

"Some lawyers are like slinkies. They can bring a smile to your face when you get to push them down a flight of stairs." ... LOL!

I am self taught as well, though my experience only started 3 years ago. I wouldnt worry about the color of your hair or the lack of it. At 32 I am more bald than my grandfather is. Have a good day and I wish u the best of luck on your website.

Hello everybody,

It is the first time I joined this Forum, so a short introduction is at place.

My name is Willem and I am 52 years of age.
I live in Holland and in France, with a lot of cats and a gorgeous wife.

I will try to build some French websites for a beautiful, but not to rich region in the French Alpes.

When I need help I hope you will all be so nice to give it to me.

See you later

Willem

Originally Posted by willemvelt

Hello everybody,

It is the first time I joined this Forum, so a short introduction is at place.

My name is Willem and I am 52 years of age.
I live in Holland and in France, with a lot of cats and a gorgeous wife.

I will try to build some French websites for a beautiful, but not to rich region in the French Alpes.

When I need help I hope you will all be so nice to give it to me.

See you later

Willem

Welcome - I went on holiday to the French Alps once and it is truely a stunning part of the world! I went in the summer, and it was so pretty. Snow on the mountain tops, but the lakes were warm to swim in! And the fondue! Lovely!

Can't wait to see your site!

Originally Posted by willemvelt

Hello everybody,

It is the first time I joined this Forum, so a short introduction is at place.

My name is Willem and I am 52 years of age.
I live in Holland and in France, with a lot of cats and a gorgeous wife.

I will try to build some French websites for a beautiful, but not to rich region in the French Alpes.

When I need help I hope you will all be so nice to give it to me.

See you later

Willem

Welcome,Bienvenue,Willkommen,

You will find this a very helpful forum.

Good luck.

Chris.

Hi, I'm a newbee, from down under, I think I get what's going on here....
Is it OK to list my websites if they're not (yet) hosted by BV?
I've already got one great link from SGQUB, so this is productive, and fun!
So I'm now climbing the ladder? First rung. Got a nice ring to it!

What's this no lance corporal in the ranking system.

Woot woot, almost private first class haha :P

Long way to go before i reach you guys... I'll get there some day:D

Originally Posted by Jamie M

Woot woot, almost private first class haha :P

Long way to go before i reach you guys... I'll get there some day:D

Welcome to Vodaland Jamie!

I have come to learn that rising in rank here is VERY quick LOL... not two months ago i was a pvt too. I guess it just depends on how much time you spend in the forum asking or answering questions. Hope you have as much fun as i have had in my short two months, this really is an awesome place to be, especially while in 'create-mode'.

I spend so much time alone I prefer to remain a private!

woohoo! Only about a million posts away. Yay me!!! :)

Can't wait to move on up! I am getting excited. Wow! First Class....I'm almost there!

Originally Posted by VodaHost

Just to have a bit of fun, The more forum posts you make
the higher your rank goes....

Please, can we have a little common sense and British sense of humour here?

Initially I'm very unhappy about the colour (US=color) of this uniform I have to wear, presumably as the ranks are army then the colour will be that sort of dirty brown? I've previously complained about this but no one seems to take heed!

More importantly it seems that I appear to have accepted a demotion, I'm now a sergeant! When I left the RAF (British Royal Air Force) I was a Flight Lieutenant with 6,000 + flying hours in - plus I wore a uniform in a nice sort of blue colour.

Now here I am a Sergeant, wearing a strange colour uniform (even my wife agrees on that) and no one listens to my plea!

Can I least have the rank Flight Lewey back again, even if it is only an unpaid acting rank and be allowed to wear my old uniform? OK maybe the uniform may not fit too good but, if you agree, I'll go on a diet so it fits.

Over to you - SIR!


Brian
in a very, very wet UK August.............

i'd better start posting lol

Is this British enough for you????

Brad.

That photo makes me want a spot of tea. Don't tell Bill he'll use it in his promotions.

I watched most of Mr been films but never seen that clip

Originally Posted by spikey

I watched most of Mr been films but never seen that clip

I don't think it's Mr Bean, I think it's from Blackadder.

Black Adder goes forth...

Originally Posted by arnold

I am back; except for a short visit in July I have been away for several months, doing business, taking care of family matters and and travels, but I hope to soon have more time for Voda because this is the place. Voda is just geting better and you guys are great; I enjoyed reading most of the posts in this section. I will be coming back because some how Voda is great.

Wish the best for all of YOU, wonderful Voda family.

Arnold

Nice to see you again, Arnold! Look forward to seeing more of you.

I am back; except for a short visit in July I have been away for several months, doing business, taking care of family matters and and travels, but I hope to have more time for Voda very soon because this is the best. Voda is just geting better and you guys are great; I enjoyed reading most of the posts in this section, and all the funny things too. I am in a long trip, which takes time away from the PC, but I will be coming back because somehow Voda is the place to be.

Wish the best for all of YOU, wonderful Voda family.

Arnold

Hey Amanda

Thank you for the comments; I need to move away for being a private to a general!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; Is it dreaming too much?

Have a great day

Arnold

Private barefootinbiker reporting for duty SIR! I am very new at the forum concept, as the keyboard is the worse component of a computer system and a lot of typing goes on here. brief explaination of my keyboard gripe... it is designed for two hands and with my mouse in the other hand, I run out of hands... It WILL be figured out someday soon.

Originally Posted by barefootinbiker

Private barefootinbiker reporting for duty SIR! I am very new at the forum concept, as the keyboard is the worse component of a computer system and a lot of typing goes on here. brief explaination of my keyboard gripe... it is designed for two hands and with my mouse in the other hand, I run out of hands... It WILL be figured out someday soon.

Welcome, barefootin'!

Good luck with that there keyboard problem you're havin'. LOL See ya around the forum!

THANKS!
I'm not sure why the very intelligent? people who designed these systems didn't take the limitations of mere Earthlings and our 2 hands into consideration, but I'm becoming very proficient at keyboarding and mousing and chasing cats off the keyboard so I can backspace their messages off the screen. I appreciate the friendly welcome, but I must go forth and produce so as to earn my keep. Good day to you all.

Hi, I'm the new guy. Until now I was "public" (?...) so I guess this makes me "private". After long and stoney road I finally got my website running. I still have some technical problems but I hope to resolve them soon.
It's nice to be in the good company!

Originally Posted by paulnicolas

Hi, I'm the new guy. Until now I was "public" (?...) so I guess this makes me "private". After long and stoney road I finally got my website running. I still have some technical problems but I hope to resolve them soon.
It's nice to be in the good company!

Hi Paul! Nice to meet you and welcome to VodaLand. Great that you have your site running. Well done. This is a great place for technical help - well the other parts of the forum are, LOL - here you'll just get chatter and silly jokes, well okay, funny jokes. LOL Have fun and don't be afraid to ask for help in the appropriate forum.

I used to be TomTerrible but now I am TomTerrific. Since taking a public speaking class I can now (uh uh uh) instead of (duh duh duh). Progress is progressive! Do you agree?

oh boy i have a long way to go but one day mind ya one day.

Ahh good to see I didnt pick up on this spam the hell out of the web forum to receive points :)........
So what does one get to being a loyal customer :) cough cough

Alright! I'm just a little ole corporal ... I didn't even know I had achieved that rank till just a few minutes ago. Now I know how to play, so I'll catch up SOON! I think this is gonna be fun.

Ellielou
www.threadhut.com

I'm going to build a web site with Voda.I have never tried to before and I know I will need a lot of help.I look forward to your support.

You will find it here, Alf....in the Forum, from your peers, and from deep within yourself as you allow your inspirations to arise!

it's a good thing there is no basic training for this BV army....
i don't care to go through that again.
hooah!!

the rank thing is a well good idea

Ranking procedure understood!

humm.... a few more forum posts will get me there ;)