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    A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and wiped it off with her apron, when "POOF" out popped Genie. "I will grant you three wishes" proclaimed the Genie. The woman thought for a moment and said "I wish I was the most beautiful 20 year old woman in the world, I wish I had more money than I knew what to do with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince around." The Genie nodded and after a huge cloud of dust cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp. The woman looked at herself and she was certainly beautiful. She was surrounded with scads of money in Large Bills. She flung an armful in the air and watched it flutter down around her. She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash. Then she turned to look where her adoring cat once stood. There in the feline's place stood a tall, dark, handsome man with chiseled features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders, and a soccer-players-tush. She walked over to him, he put his arms around her, brushed his hand upon her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whispered softly, "Now, aren't you sorry that you had me neutered
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    OOHHH!!!!!
    cringing just thinking about it.

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    Ouch!!.....that must have hurt.....hee hee hee.....lol

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    LOL...I call it "poetic justice"....LOL
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    OOOOOHHHHHHH..... weh!!!
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    Default Re: Three Wishes

    Interesting. Makes you think.
    If you're a lonely middle aged woman, don't get your cat neutered - you never know ?

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    Default Re: Three Wishes

    Quote Originally Posted by jkadin View Post
    and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince around.
    She caused her own demise.........LOL
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